Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se

Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se
Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se:


Batao Woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?


Class Main Khamoshi,
Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.

Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.


Sir, "N.R.O" :-)
  

May, 13 2010     220 chars (2 sms)     2631 views       Funny

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Shohar. Chalo Tumsay Shadi ker kay mujhe ek to bohat bara faida howa.

BV. kon say fida,

Shohar. Mujhe maray GONAHUN ki saza dunya may hi mil rahi hay.....
what wud u do if u have to call a crow??










crow-ko-dial :)
Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)
serdar apne dost se yar men do mushkilan wich phns giyan.
dost "o ki
serdar biwi makeup krey to khrcha brdasht nai honda na krey ta biwi brdast nai hondi
I Know A Lot About
Cars ...

I Can Look At A Car''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly




















Which Way It''s
Coming ... ;->
Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today
and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour.
When do you want to start?
New employee:In 3 months.
Dont buy Land Cruisers.

They hav levers Dat can kill u atleast in Pakistan.

Dis Public Service msg is sponsord by Pakistan Camel & Donkey Cart Association ;->
1st Boy: Yaar Larki ko
I Love u kehny ki sub se achi jaga kon si hy?

2nd Boy: Mazaar

1st Boy: kyun ?

2nd Boy: kyun k wahan Larkion ne chappal nhi pehni hoti.
// Height Of
Job Frustration //




A Toothbrush Telling
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The world
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In Front Of Toilet
Paper... ;->


The devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.

We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires.
Shakespeare said, "This world is a stage & we all are actors"..
In punjabi it is translated as

"ae dunya ek drama ae tae asi sarray marasi aan"


Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->

If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.