"GADHO" par research ki Hai

Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,

wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!

HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo

"GADHA" Hai

May, 13 2010 153 chars (1 sms) 2049 views Funny

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pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha tha

Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.

Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.

Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)

''HUSBAND

''HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

importance of percentage

IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate

Every normal

Every normal person has 72 heart beats, but for myself its 73. the extra 1 is ur smile. So don’t stop ur smile, it will affect my heart.. Keep Smiling

tum se acha to kutta hai

TUM SE ACHA TO KUTTA HAI..
PAppu..!

Kam Se Kam LARKI Palat Palat K DekhTi tu Hai...

k,

Kahin Aa To Nahi Raha... =P ;->

larkiyon se dil laga

LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool hY

LarKiyo K Piche jana Fazool hY

Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U"

To Samajh Lena Us Din
APRIL-FOOL hY.

tip of the day

~ Tip Of The Day ~

''It''s So
"S I M P L E"
To Be
"W I S E" ...

Just
"T H I N K"

Something
"S T U P I D"

And Then

Don''t
"S A Y" It ... ;->

To hear wat is unspoken,

To hear wat is unspoken,

To see wat is unseen,

To feel widout even touching,

is d miracle calld
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SCHIZOPHRENIA

n people think its love how stupid ;->

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Girl 2: waisi hi jaisi hm larkian krti hain..
Girl 1: Astagfirullah itni gandi batain..

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yai dunia kia hai

yai dunia kia hai

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?
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gum kadarya hai....

toti band kar do lota baher gaya hai :P

maa mujhe bhai chahiye

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"GADHO" par research ki Hai

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