Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.

Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.
Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.

Malkin: Kyun?

Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab

"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.
  

May, 13 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     2192 views       Funny

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1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe Thi Apne Shoar Se Boli
Dekhye Shayad Ye Samne Ka Shesha Thek Nahe
Laga Howa . . .

Husband : Kyon Koi Gar Bar Hai?

Bivi : Is Mai Peche Ane Wali
Gariyan Dekh Pati Ho Apna Chehra
Mujhe Dikhai Hi Nahe Deita . . . ;->
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That''s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha





Wrong Number
Kesy hain?
Halaat
Waqiat
Mashiyat
Urdu
English
Or
Islamiyat
Aap k shehar k wo
Rastay
Galyan
Sarkain
Or
Muhallaat
Azeez Rishtedar
Parosi
Puphiyan
Mamun
Chachy
Chotay
Baray
Jawan
Borhay
Bhai
Dost
Yar
Ghamkhuwar
Rafiq
Raqeeb
Or
Wo
Gharib
Bhokay
Or
Khan
Wo Tbligh walay
skool k Asatza
Masjid k Molvi Sahiban
Or Un k shagird
Shareef
Bdmash
or
Shetan
Sb theek hen na?
Or koi reh tu nhi gaya?
Sab ko mera Salam dijiye ga.



Or han!
Aap kesay ho?
OR sb ghr waly? ;->
"MY Principle"

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at him....

But, make sure that the flower is still in the pot.....!!
There was a couple. They were very happy and everyone thought they would end up together. But the girl left him. He was all heart-broken cos he thought he had found true love! After his chic breaks up with him, he feels like peeing. So he goes to the restroom. He suddenly realizes that the zipper of his pants have vanished!! how did this happen????
Oye Uthho!!!

Yeh Koi Soney Ka Waqt hai?

Haan?

Jab dekho Sota rehti ho


Sari Umar so So ke bitani hai kiya ?

Ab Mujhe reply mat karna...


I am Sleeping.......:)
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Most Iraqis Think
The Shoe Thrower
Is A Hero
And
Should Be Freed

Most American Think
He Deserves A Death
Sentence
Because
He

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.

.

.

.

MISSED .. ;->

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga

Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost

Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->


After "Engagement" Pepole Askd What U Want?
Sardar Replied: Phansi

After Phansi

Pe0pLe Came 2 Know Sardar Waz Saying

"FIANCEE"



Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai







Pani Puri wale k paas.