Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai

Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai
Sir: Apka Beta
Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..
  

Apr, 22 2011     126 chars (1 sms)     2857 views       Anniversary

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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.
'Aaj "Titanic" ki 98th Anivrsry hai.....

So

Plz Sub Pyar Karne Walon Se Request Hai,
K,

"DOOB" k Mar Jayen...
* Thank You *'

'"Koi tou mile 'Jaani' jo de mera SAATH


"Werna Roz ki tarha Mein or Mera HAATH! :D

"Ye tou pogo wale b samajh jaenge! :p'
?"HURT me with TRUTH...BUT....Never satisfy Me with a LiE"............
Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong
today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness
To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary
A house is built by hands..
But a home is built by hearts!
u can live without something..
if u hav someone to live for!
HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY..
newspaper mein istihar aya "hmare pass aisi product hy, jisko pehn kr aap puri dunia ko dekh skte hain, mgr apko koi nai dekh skta rs.10,000+free home delivry 1 larki na istihar parhte hi 10,000 bheje kuch dino baad tcs 1 packet le h aya larki ne jaldi sa khola to andr se 1 "burqa" nikla wo b topi wala
I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,On this Special occasion
I want to remind you That you are my everything
and my love is true, Happy Anniversary

(Sweet Messages to Husband)
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise
at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish,
it grows small.
Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary
"Ego" is the only requirement to destroy any relation...So be the bigger person , skip the "e" and let it "go' :)