Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai

Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai
Sir: Apka Beta
Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..
  

Apr, 22 2011     126 chars (1 sms)     3117 views       Anniversary

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Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise
at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish,
it grows small.
William Shakespeare says...

Marriage is the Only War...

In which Both the Enemies Sleep
Together :):):)
Rabba dukh na devi dost sade nu,

Sannu chahe dukhan da pahar dede,

ghume hamesha nave cycle te dost sada,
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Mainu bhave purani "AUDI" car dedi
I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay
Sath chalne ke liye sathi chahiye,
Aansu rokne ke liye muskan chahiye
Zinda rehne ke liye zindagi chahiye
Aur zindagi jine ke liye aap chahiya
No, one take place of your father.
He is only to protect you and work for you in day and night.
No one came better for you but your father.
Happy Father Day
Your love makes my days Happy and bright,
Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You have given me,
Our love is true This I can see.
the Most Important Thing You Fixed Was On Your Day Of Leisure When You Fixed Your Eyes On Me That Day I"Ll Always Treasure I Love You** Happy Anniversary ***
I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY
So this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay
one of the sadest fact of life
"its tough when someone special in your life starts to ignore you..but its even tougher to pretend that u dont mind.."
How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be
The Best Thing In My Life Was When You Married Me

Thank You My Loving Wife(Loving Husband),

For The Years We Share I Know One Thing For
Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair.