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All the girlz who diet for a 0 figure......
Remember!
Real Men go for Curves,,,,,
only Dogs go for Bones....

Aug, 29 2011 108 chars (1 sms) 3037 views Naughty

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''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women"

A MAN''s Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:
OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,

& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch
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NAKED

A TC In A Train Finesb

A TC In A Train Fines 400 For No Ticket.

He Charged 1st Girl Rs 300 Who Was Wearing Sleevless

Rs 200 To 2nd Who Was Wearing Sleevles &Backless

Rs100 To 3rd Who Ws Wearing Sleevless, Backless And A Mini Skirt

He Charged Rs 0 To The 4th One...

Why???

U Dirty Mind...

She Had The Ticket!!!

A Couple Had 3

A Couple Had 3 Children Naming NC,MC N ABC.

Some1 Asked The Meaning, They Told:
1st Natural Curiosity
2nd Mutual Consent N
3rd Absolute Bloody Carelessness :P

A married woman

A married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers took away everything in her house.

As they were leaving, she cried out:

WHAT ABOUT THE RAPE ?????. . . ;->

Ghar

Saas : Beti Aaj Se Tumhara
Ghar Yehii Hy
Aaj Se Tum Mjhy Ammi Aur
Apne Sasur Ko Abbu Kahogi…

…Shaam Mein Us Ka Husband
Ghar Aaya Tou Boli

“Maa
Bhaiya Aa Gaye ..” =P =D

Hights Of Heart Breakin

Hights Of Heart Breakin:
An Inocent Man
Watchin His
1st Blue Film Aftr
Mariage,
In Which
His Own Wife
Had Acted

MORAL:
Watch All BF''s B4 Mariage...

Why R U pregnan

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

Nargis koi mamoli

Nargis koi mamoli larki nahi
Us ne Multan se Matirc kia
karachi se F.A kia
Faisalabad se B.A kia
Islamabad se M.A kia
Fir ala taleem k liye 10 sall apni nani k pass Hira mandi rahein
Wo humhari Qom ka sirmaya hai
Us ko izat se milen or ihtram karen .
{ IDARA TAHAFZ-E-TaXi HAYAT PAKISTAN}.

GOLDEN WORDS BY MEERA

GOLDEN WORDS BY MEERA

(A Pakistani Film Actor)

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" Rape Is NOt A Crime Its Just A Surprise .. "

tujh ko bhool k

tujh ko bhool k zinda rehna, tanhai k dard ko sehna,

Ziada mushkil to naheen hai.

=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=

=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=

Seene mai na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko...

"Chotiye" ne sub kuch batadia ''FARAZ'' ko... =P ;->

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