Faqeer-1 rupay ka sawal hy Sahab

Faqeer-1 rupay ka sawal hy Sahab
Faqeer-1 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab !

Sahab-Aray kam as
kam meri auqat dkh kr
maang

Faqeer-10 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab

Sahab-Abay, apni
auqaat dekh ker maang ;->
  

May, 13 2010     174 chars (2 sms)     2155 views       Funny

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Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,


Har phol khushbu mange Apse,


itni Roshani ho Apki jindagi mei, ki...


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"khud bijali wale connection Mange Apse."
A Couple Is Sitting And Talking

Wife : I Am Going To Make You The Happiest Man In The World. . .

Husband : I Will Miss You . . . ;->
An amazing love story!

Once there was a mosquito and a dog,

who loved each other a lot.

1 day the mosquito got excited

& gave a love bite to d dog.

In response d dog also bcame emotional

& bit d mosquito.

Next day mosquito died of rabies

& dog died of malaria.

WHAT A TOUCHIN STORY IS''NT IT?
''Ye balo Khubsorat Logon ko Dekh kay nachta hai


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L L




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L L


Nai nacha?



Meri wari to Nach Nach kay Pagal ho gya ci...''
If Ur World Is Spinin Around...
N Ur Heart Is Beating Fast..




Do U Think Its Luv?



Na Muna...
Its Called Heart Attack!
Life Is A Card Game


During d 1st Half
Of Whch
V Get Brthday, Valentine''s Day,
Bst Wshes, Frndship n
Wedding Cards

&

During 2nd Half
Get-well Soon Cards ... ;->
2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool…..!
''Kuch tey perday daari rakh, pawain pyar bazaari rukh, phone tey tu kerna nahi, merjaniya miss calan tey mari rukh.''
-=- Height Of Progress -=-






























A Cannibal
Uses
Knife & Fork To Eat ... ;->
Flatter me ,and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I will be forced to love you.
Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
''Hum to yun hi" K.E.S.C" truck k saath khare thay .
Ae dost...
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Log aaye aur lanat de kar chale gaye..:-)''