Memon At Petrol Pump

Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...

May, 13 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 3019 views Funny

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''Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah Gai,

''Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah
Gai,

Mujhey Bhi Apne Balansce Ki Qader
Aa Gai

Sochaab Tum Ko Message Na Karon,

Magar

Ye Kambakht Dosti Teri Yaad aa Gai,''

kid teacher can i

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go
To Bathroom ?

Teacher- Yes, But
Only After Reciting The
Alphabates !

Kid- Ok !
"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,
M,N,O,
Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"

Teacher- Where Is "P" ?

Kid- Its Running
Down My Leg !!
Plz Let Me Go To The
Bathroom ... ;->

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

Kuttay Kameenay..!!J

Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->

raja pakistani ka sms

raja pakistani ka sms
"yaar I am receiving sms daily but not getting any interest coz I am in search of a Rani while the sender name shows to be Rana, so I have decided to sell my cell phone"

Every night we go to bed,

Every night we go to bed,
we have no assurance to get up alive the next morning
but still we have plans for the coming day
.
.
.
that’s Hope..!!!

''We will now upgrade

''We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!''

A sardar went 2

A sardar went 2 international cookin contest. Wen judges came 2 him,
he was movin spoon in empty karhai.
Judge Asked: kya bana rahe ho...?
Sardar: Pagal..

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se..........

Ye tareeqa hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE "GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.

Having A Girl Friend

Having A Girl Friend Is Like "Playing Cards". . .

U Need HEART To LOVE Her

A CLUB To TAKE Her

A DIAMOND To GIFT Her

&

A SPADE To Burry Her . . . :-P

hamein to apnou nay lota

Hamein to apnou nay lota.
Gairoun main kahan dam tha !

Roti. Kapra. Makan. Ko to choro..
Rat ''lotay main pani'' bhi kam tha !! ;->

Oye Uthho!!!

Oye Uthho!!!

Yeh Koi Soney Ka Waqt hai?

Haan?

Jab dekho Sota rehti ho

Sari Umar so So ke bitani hai kiya ?

Ab Mujhe reply mat karna...

I am Sleeping.......:)

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