A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

GF(After Opening)

What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?

BF : U Wanted Stars Na?

Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!

May, 14 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 2325 views Funny

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INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy

INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy

Jo Bolta B hy

Chalta B hy

Khata B hy

Monchen b hen uski

Pagri b pehnta hy

Naam hy uska

S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh.....

Aik Sher Arz Kia Hy

Aik Sher Arz Kia Hy

Taaza Kalaam Hy Janab

Mulahiza Ho

Jee

Aik, Do, Teen, Char

Jee Janab

Dobara Irshad

Ahuun

Aik, Do,Teen,Char

"AA BAIL MUJHE MAAR."

I am the Best I Can Prove It .

I am the Best I Can Prove It .

I Can see The Tea In Tea Cup Can u see The World In World Cup?

I Can Send My Address 2 ur Mobile Can u Send ur Mobile 2 my Address?

''Why''d the

''Why''d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.''

kanjoos ashiq

Dil Torna ha Torr ja , muhkh morna hay mor ja, bus tuj sy ye iltija ha mari,,,,,,, mary tofay to wapis mor jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

&

3rd floor:- shit i m banta

BALOCHI KI NIYAT!!

BALOCHI KI NIYAT!!

Main Niyat karta hoon 2 punjabi marane ki ,

6 rocket fire farz ,

wasatay Bugti Uncle ke ,

Muu mera kohloo sharif ki taraf

Dost Aik Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna,

Dost Aik Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna,

Ke Zindagi Main 2 Cheezain Muqadar Walon Ko Milti Hain...

Aik Acha Aur Mukhlis Dost !

Aur Dosra...??

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“Meetha Kharbooza”

Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA"

Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"
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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... :))

Be''-sharm Be-haya Be-waqoof Na-maqool Na-aehel

Be''-sharm
Be-haya
Be-waqoof
Na-maqool
Na-aehel
Jahil
Ullu k pathay

Hain wo log

Jo apki qadar nahi kartey ;

If u have 1 father, call me.

If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message.

Reporter zardari se.

Reporter zardari se.!
Ap ke chehre par har waqt muskarahat hoti hai,
iss ka raaz? Zardari..!
Mai pakistani awam pe huns raha hon,
k muje sadar kaise banaya? ;->

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A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

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