Pathan , Sindhi , Balochi

Pathan , Sindhi , Balochi
Pathan , Sindhi , Balochi ne Farishtay Se Kaha...
ALLAH Se Arz Karo..

Jahan Dekho Har Field Main Punjabi Hi Hote Hain Akhis Kyo ??


Farishta : Main Hunay Gaya Te Hunay Aya !!!
  

May, 14 2010     184 chars (2 sms)     12097 views       Funny

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Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”
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Samandar Main Aag Laga Di "



GeO Ab Lambi Lambi Chorh Kr GeO . . . ;->
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid..
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Tere ko tapkane ka nahi,samjhane ka hai.Ajkal tere SMS kahin or jarele....
Love Is An Illusion..

Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People...



People Wid Strong Hearts Belive In



Flirting...!! ;-)
Where did love born ?


Guess . .


Simple


In CHINA!


Becoz it has no warranty.
Wife Husband Se Phone Par:

Hamaray Bachay Ko Current Laga Hua Hai,

Aap Jaldi Aa Jain.??

Husband: JAN Tension Mat Jo

Jitni Dair Main Ghar Aaon Ga

Light Ja Chuki Ho Gi
Question. Why Are All Mbas Going Back To School?

Answer. To Ask For Their Money Back.


Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
There Are
3 Kinds Of Men
Who Do Not Understand
Women ...

1 - Young

2 - Old

And

3 - Middle Aged ... ;->
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
Birthdays are 4 fun
Enjoys a sticky bun
I''m glad u are my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.