1 larki valentines day per dukandar say: "aisa card hei jismei likha ho k mei tumse aur sirf tumse pyar kerti hun"
dukandar: haan hai..
girl: 2darjan pank kardo...
"When I Give A Lecture, I Accept That People Look At Their Watches, But What I Do Not Tolerate Is When They Look At It And Raise It To Their Ear To Find Out If It Stopped.