A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
''agar aap ko apni ''GIRL FRIEND'' k past or future k baray main jan''na hai to apni girl friend ka number mukammal namm or patay k sath is no. par send karain,
03343004071
"HAQ BABA, SACH BABA"
**zarori note**
"baba g ka number change kar k apna number likhna bohat bari beghairti ha''''''
Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
Happy Birthday , Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Merry Christmas Now bug off and don''t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
