Wife : Luk A Thief Has

Wife : Luk A Thief Has
Wife : Luk A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen

N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me

Husband: Whom Shud I Cal

Now Police Or Ambulance..
  

May, 17 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2107 views       Funny

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Apni Tou Paatshal
Masti Ki Paatshal
Na Koi Likhne Wala
Na Koi Parhne Wala















Ye Sab Tou Theek Hy








Par Pappu Can''t Dance Sala ... ;->
Teacher: everyone write your lover name in a paper../

After 2 seconds boys : Finished madem . .

After 10 minutes girls : Additional paper madem.../ :-D
Re Sa

Sa

Re

Dha Ni Pa

Ni

Sa

Sa Sa

Re

Re Ma Ga

Ni Maga

Sa

Sare

Bas Mere
Indian Idol Ab Soja
God made a daylight n is called Sun,

God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun,

God made a nightlight n is called Moon,

God made a U and is
called Cartoon.....;->



For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine




Happy Valentine


For Others




Watch Aalim Online ;->
what is depth of frendship?
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ITS when your best freind runs with your lover and you miss your best friend.
Kesa lgta hy?

Barasti barish me

Hawa k jhonko''n k sang

Khamoshi se
Chalty huey

Koi apka hath thaam k

Hauley se keh
de

"Ae sweater landay da paya ae? =P ;)
Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

Say it!
Son:Papa sab log shadi karke pareshan hai tau shadi Q karte hain

Papa:Beta akal badam khane se nahi, thokar khane se aati hai !
Scratch & Win ..

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Pathan ...




Ye Kia Jeet Lia ... ;->
Napolean says " The Word " Impossible" is not in my dictionary "
Santa singh " Tay Vekh kay leni se na dictionary.
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