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May, 17 2010     67 chars (1 sms)     2190 views       Funny

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I need you....






I love u....




I can''t go anywhere without u...




....oh my lovely..



Shoes!
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Father asked beti:
“Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?”

Beti:”
Maa banun gi,
study karon gi,
shari karon gi,
bus or kia?”

Mom:”Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna”;-)
A Beggar Came Up
To A Memon And Said :
" I Haven''t Tasted Food
All Week.."

Memon Replied :
"Don''t Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same..." ;->
a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water.
sardar:1 frog.
2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus,
sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa


Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
Laziness is our biggest enemy ( Allama iqbal)

We should learn to love our enemies ( Quaid-e-Azam)


“ Dasso hun mamay di maniye ya chachay di “
Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:

"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"


Magar?


"Khudkushi Haram Hai".
close ur eyes...

think abt ur self

ur face,

ur style,

ur nature,

ur looks,

now open ur eyes..

u hv jus spent half a minute watching a











horror movie!!!
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are 2,4,10,17?
The Boy Replies
They Are HBO, ZOOM, SONY And POGO... ;->
Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.


Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan “U” walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai