Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...
Sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...

Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?

Sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !
  

May, 19 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     2566 views       Funny

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May God give u

Tata ka status

Vajpayee ka dhiraj

Laaden ki himmat

Bill Gates ki income

Bush ki taqat

baaki...

Sardar ka dimag to hai hee.
''alar balr baawe da bawaa kanaq kiaaye ga baawi bae kae chateae ge 100 rupea wte ge 1 rupeea khoota oda liaanda loot knd chille gaey sajna minu noat wkhaa maera mood bnealar balr baawe da bawaa kanaq kiaaye ga baawi bae kae chateae ge 100 rupea wte ge 1 rupeea khoota oda liaanda loot knd chille gaey sajna minu noat wkhaa maera mood bne''

What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?
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Marriage !
''Do Lover Park Mai Bethe Chips Kha Rahe The Ankhon Mai Ankhen Daal K,

Girl Sharma K:
Ap Itne Ghor Se Kiya Dekh Rahe Ho?

Boy: Thoro Thoro Kha
"Bukhi"..''


Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
My no. has been changed.
plzz give me a confirmation calll on my new no.
it is 15
agr mera nokar uthae to usy 2,4 galiyan dena.,
kamina khud ko police wala kehta hai.
Daddy
Can I''ve Another Glass
Of Water, Plz?
Ask Jhony

But Tht''s 10th One I''ve
Given U 2nite.
Daddy Says

Jhony: Yes Bt d
Baby''s Bedroom Is Stiil
On Fire. ;->
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"
Old man walkng on
street sees a child tryin
2 reach a doo bell


Old man goes to d
door,rings the bell&
says Wt else little man?



Child: Chalo hon Nassoo..->


Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Kuch Gunah Tou Nahi Hai


Bas Pehle Ye Pata Ker Lena
''''Bhai Kitne Hain.." ;->
A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend

& i can"t live widout my
friend.. ;->