Two secrets to keep

Two secrets to keep
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,


2. Whenever you''re right, shut up. .
  

May, 20 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     2430 views       Funny

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''"Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho or Maafi mang lay wo "AQALMAND"

"aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho mgr phr b Maafi mang lay wo,
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"Husband:-D"''
Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.

Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.

Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se.



Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho. :-)
Pervaiz Elahi To Ch Shujaat, Paa Ji 5 Sal Pehle Tou Sirf Gujrat k Log Hum Pe Laanat Bhejtay Thay Or Aaj 16 Crore Awam Bhej Rahi Ha ..

He Replied: HAR QADAM TARAQI KI JANAB :)
I Accept

I Beleive

I Admit


I m "0" Zero

But This Is Not End

I Want Her

B''coz

Widout Her

I''m Incomplete

Her 0 = HER0



So Be Quick

Arrange
"HER" For Me ;->
How Many Legs Does A Dog Have ...

If You Call The Tail A Leg ... ??





















Four ...

Calling A Tail A Leg Doesn''t Make It A Leg ...

Samjhey Jahil ...
Sometimes When We Cry,No One see r tears, ;-(

Wen we r woried
No One see r pain,
:-(

Wen We r happy
No One see r smile, :-D

Aur
js din result ata hy tou P0ra khandaan phone kr k puchta hy kaisa rha result.


('_')
<)'(>
_/ \_ Dekh yr tbi gusa ata hy:
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma''m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
What do you call a lawyer
with an IQ of 50?
Your Honor:D.

Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..




PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??





LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..



MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..




SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..





LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..






SawAL yE hy k..




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JAb

MurGhi

AndA

FrEE

Me

DEti hy..??

To BAzAAr

Me

Rs.6

Ka

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BiktA

Hy...? =P ;->



Gharaylo Totky

1-agr apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len.Hisab brabr
2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage sy c len,Ksi ko pta nhe chlega

3-Agr apka qad chota hy tu 3,4 bar phansi lga lain agr bach gy tu bht faida hoga

4-Agr ap k bal girty hn tu tind krwa lain phr nhi girain gy.

Height of bad luck-

A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life n











dies because of
BIRD FLU
Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar daulat izzat shohrat property khushian sukoon aur aur aur aur bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia? itna lalach bhi acha nahin hota