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Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
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Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
Student: Pehle to hum Singh the,
fir Rajput the,
fir Sharma ho gaye
abhi hai Darzi
Aage Mummy ki marzi
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zarday aur zardar
"Zarday" Aur "Zardari"
mein kia farq hy ... ?
Ek ko Khushi mein
khatey hyn
Aur
Duusra Khushio''''n ko
kha jata hy ... ;->
Aur barbad hogya
(Aur barbad hogya
wo shaks jis ne kisi poilce wale ko dekha
aur rishwat na di ?
Molana asif ali zardari)
aam zindagi yaar p
Aam ZindAgi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.
MentOs ZindAgi-
Oye Bhutnike,BhikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.
''1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
''1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek
Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek shakhs ki khaatir,
Isy agar ishq kehty hain to wAllah meri Toba ... !!
Happiest man is on whose,
Happiest man is on whose,
daughter''s photograph is on femina cover,
son on india today,
girlfriend on playboy,
WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper
Can we do romance in
Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
Nobody teaches
Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
Tickt chkr; "bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
iske umer 12 se zeada hai"
fadr angrly; "iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal tou mere shadi ko hue hain"
t.C; "me yahan ticket chk krne aya hun,
gunahon ka aeteraf sunne nai..." =P ;->
Wen a black cat falls
Wen a black cat falls down from 60 feet
wat wil de white cat say
Don''t think like a philosphr
cat will only say
MEeeaAOOon;-)
An engineering student to his
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
"mere paas degree hai,
knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai
Aey Phool yeh
Aey Phool yeh Phool mere Phool ko dedena..
Aey Phool yeh Phool mere Phool ko dedena..
Agar woh Na mane toh usein Swimming Pool mein dahkha dedena..
Wah Wah Wah Wah!!
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