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Once upon a time,
Once upon a time,
Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.
One day they decided to go to a jungle.
while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!
JO gets frightened , but SO dies!!
WHY??
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A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya
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May, 20 2010
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guiness book of worl
Guiness Book Of World Record
Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya
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" Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai "
Boy: I LOVE U...
Boy: I LOVE U...
Girl: ME TOO...
BOY: How much u do u love me???
Girl: As much as u do...
Boy: "U CHEATER...I THOUGHT U REALLY LOVED ME"
Do U Knw Wat Is Diffrnce
Do U Knw Wat Is Diffrnce
Between Radio Nd Akhbar?
Simple
Janix
Akhbaar ME Hum Rotyaan Bech Skte Nd Radio Mai Ni;->
If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
than dont hesitate
JUST SLAP URSELF!
galti app ke he hogi.!!
''Hari Hari Ghaas
''Hari Hari Ghaas Per Ghadey Ghaas Cher Rahae HeN
Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah ......
Shero Shairi Aati Nahi Ham Sei Shairi Ker Rahae Hen............''
SMS Packages band hony per
SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.
Socho Kon?
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1. Faraz
2. Pathan
3. Sardar
4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)
Munna bahi:-yeh doctor
Munna bahi:-yeh doctor
log opration karne se pehle
patient ko behosh kyon
karte hai?
Circut:-Bole to patient khud opration karna
sikh na le isliye.
Faqeer To Memon :
Faqeer To Memon :
Allah k Naam Pe Kuch De Do Baba
Memon:
Aao Baba , Cycle Pe betho
Round De Deta Hoon ... ;->
Someone Askd Me Abt Ur Age
Someone Askd Me Abt Ur Age
Well I Said
The Way U Dress Up
U Look 19
Ur Sweetness Look 15
Ur Smile 16
Ur Face 17
So All In All
67 Years ... ;->
A Fool Can Ask More
A Fool Can Ask More
Que Thn Wise Man Can Answer
No Wonder So Many
Husbands
R Speechless In Front Of Their WIVES!
Mumbai attacks ka
Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ney bhi India ko apni MOST WANTED LIST bhej di hai......
SINDH demands KATRINA KAIF
PUNJAB demand PRIYANKA CHOPRA
BALOCHISTAN demands KAREENA. KAPOOR
NWFP desperatly and urgently wants SHAHID
KAPOOR... =P ;->
why did the grandma
why did the grandma tie roller skates to her rocking chair....?
bcoz she wanted to rock and roll...!
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