Once upon a time,

Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.
One day they decided to go to a jungle.
while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!

JO gets frightened , but SO dies!!

WHY??
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A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya

May, 20 2010 316 chars (2 sms) 3298 views Funny

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Teacher asks students.

Teacher asks students..if a bird is sitting on a branch of a tree than wat is my age..

A student replies: its 48.

The teacher says thats true...how did u know it??

Student replies: my brother is 24 and he is half mad . . . ;->

husband wife

Wife:Lagta hai Hamari Beti ki kisi Ladke k Saath Setting Ho Gayi h
Husband:Wo kaise?
Wife:Kafi Dino se ReCharge k Paise Nahi Mang Rahi Hai.

Aap Q Pareshaan Hain...???

Aap Q Pareshaan Hain...???

Kia Aap Ko Theek Terha Se Neend Nahi Aati...

Kia Raat Ko Sote Main
Jaag Jate Hain

Kia Raat Ko jaagne Ki Waja Se
Aap Ko Baar Baar Rona Bhi Parta Hai ???

Ab Mazeed Pareshaani Ki Zarurat Nahi

Kion K Hum Laaye Hain
Sirf Aap K Liye.....

PAMPERS Twin Pack
Ab Sirf 169 Rs/- Main

Chain Se Sona Khoob Barhna... ;->

WHEN U NEED HEART . . . Ye Dil Aap Ka Hua

WHEN U NEED HEART . . .
Ye Dil Aap Ka Hua

U NEED FRIEND . . .
Mujh Se Dosti Karo Ge

U NEED JOY . . .
Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom

U NEED HELP . . .
Main Hoon Na

U NEED BALANCE . . .
Hum Aap K Hain Kon ;->

Before Marriage:-

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top

Ufone ka new package.

Ufone ka new package.

"Kisi b Ufone customer ka mobil set pasand anay pr

us sa cheen lejiay"

Ufone
TM HI TO HO...

rOz rOz ki muLaqatOn ko tUmNe bhuLa dIa hai...

rOz rOz ki muLaqatOn ko tUmNe bhuLa dIa hai...

rOz rOz ki muLaqAtOn ko tUmNe bhuLa dIa haI...

lOt kEr ajaO tUm aBto mEne.....

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mEne...
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mOrTeIn bHuja dIa hai

If ever I was rude to u,

If ever I was rude to u,

If ever I was angry with u,

If ever I misbehaved with u,

than dont hesitate
JUST SLAP URSELF!
galti app ke he hogi.!!

''Marriage is the proces

''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''

student

chill man = Teacher to Student:
How many Planets are there ???

Student:
Mars, Venus, Jupitar.....

Teacher:
Aur Sunaaoo ???

Student:
Buss fitt,,, Aap Sunaao ??? !! =P =D

most touching lines

Most Touching Lines
Said By A True Lover
To His Love While
Break Up ...

"Chal Bey Chal Mere
Gift Wapis Ker ... " =P ;)

An astronomer was

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”

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