Once upon a time,

Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.
One day they decided to go to a jungle.
while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!

JO gets frightened , but SO dies!!

WHY??
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A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya

May, 20 2010 316 chars (2 sms) 3077 views Funny

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A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........

A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........

A Man Approches her & Said: Hi, Honey. Want A Little Company........?

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The Girl Said : " NO . . "

Then . . .

They Live . . .

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''"""wo aksar mujh sy kaha

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karty
thy?

"TUMHAIN
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nay
bilkul
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OR

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He said my biscuits
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