Once upon a time,

Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.
One day they decided to go to a jungle.
while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!

JO gets frightened , but SO dies!!

WHY??
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A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya

May, 20 2010 316 chars (2 sms) 4533 views Funny

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1st Friend :
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2nd :
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mai memon hun

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Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?
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Sugar ka mareez

Ek kanjoos Pathan ne mithayi ki dukaan kholi aur mulazim k liye akhbaar mein ishtihaar diya.

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IN Frenc

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APKI BATAIN...

APKI BATAIN...

APKI BOLI...

APKA STYLE...

APKA CHALNA...

APKI SMILE...

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APKI ADAA...

.........UUUFFFFFF ALLAH..........

KOI AIK CHIZ THU THIK HO...

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Hamaisha ghalat hi sochna..

Heer ranjhey sey: "

Heer ranjhey sey: "Ranjhna hamarey pyar k dushman boht takatwar hein,wo hamein zinda naheen chordein ghey, aur meri to Ummeed b tootti ja rahee hai aur tum b kuch nahee kar rahe ho"
Ranjha: Heer fikar na kar mein apney saarey dushmanoon ko maar doon gha"
Heer ghussey mein, "Yuunhi baaith kar"
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Rule
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