Once upon a time,

Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.
One day they decided to go to a jungle.
while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!

JO gets frightened , but SO dies!!

WHY??
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A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya

May, 20 2010 316 chars (2 sms) 4559 views Funny

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Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread

Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaata?

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Afridi Ne Ye Prove Kar Diya K.

Pakistan Main MOCHI(Cobbler) Ka Kaam Sirf Pathan Kar Sakta Hai. :-)

IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate

Jo Dete Hain Larkion Ko Tohfe

Jo Dete Hain Larkion Ko Tohfe

Wohi Rakhte Hain 1 Din
Unki Shadiyon Main Sofay

Jo Bhaagte Hain Larkion K Peechay

Wohi Aate Hain Road Pe Buson K Neechey .... ;->

Welcome To My Friendship World

Welcome To My Friendship World

Press 6 For Help
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Press 93 For Sharing Saddness
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Sweet But Not Honey

Sweet But Not Honey

Precious But Not Money

Bright But Not Sunshine

Improves With Time But Not Wine

Chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
Aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->

Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare

Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare

Tum P Jaan Nisar Kare

Tumhara Sada Intizar Kare

Tumhari 1 Ada P Qatal Hazaar Kare
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Wo Koi
PAGAL
He Hoga............

Phaansi l----l- l ''.o. l /l\ phaansi l JL ll

Phaansi

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l /l\ phaansi
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Ye b tumhari trha Bohat km sms krta tha.

LATKA DALA salay ko

ab teri bari ha

chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,

chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,

chandani chowk mein chandani raat ko,

Qabr khudwai

1 over me kitne balls phenkay jate hai

1 over me kitne balls phenkay jate hai

Kya apne kaha 6?

Galat jawab

1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar phenkay jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k
shoukin.

Son:I Wana Tel U Something

Son:I Wana Tel U Something

Father:Its Not Gud 2 Talk When Eating

(Aftr Eatng)

Father : Now Tell Me.

Son : There Was A Cockroach In Ur Food

jo mujhay abhi msg na beje wo....?

jo mujhay abhi msg na beje wo....?
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Wo thori dair baad b bhej sakta hai, koi tension nahi!!!!

''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa

''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa
main kis sy karon Dost..
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.Yahan her Dost kehta hai,
Tujse SET nahi ho rhi to Number mujhy de de.....

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