Aina Dekh Kar Begana ho Gaya

Aina Dekh Kar Begana ho Gaya
Aina Dekh Kar Begana ho Gaya

Khud apne Husn Ka Deewana Ho gaya

Muqabla-e-Husn main hisa liya Apne bhi

aurron ko tu Cup mila apko Jurmana Ho Gaya
  

May, 22 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2018 views       Funny

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Pathan Apni Biwi Ko Doctor Ko Dekhane Le Gaya,

Aur Dr. Ko Bohat Mara. Sub Ne Poocha:

"Kya Huwa??" Pathan: "Saala Dr. Bolta

Hy Amari Biwi Ka ''BP'' Dekhna Hy.."
Pehlay Pakistan ki Abadi kHatarnak Hud se tajawaz kr chuki thi ,
Lakin ab KHUDKUSH DHAMAKON ki vajah say kafi controll mai hai

Farq to para hai
GEO MUSHARAF !
What''s The Vector Form Of Sridevi. . . ?






ANS : - TABU!!!!







Confused. . . ?








Why. . . ?













Ok I''l Tell U. . .






Because.

Sridevi Did CHANDNI & Tabu Did CHANDNI BAR . . . ;->


Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

That

The Longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE

While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->
Koi new msg hai kia??????????
agar hai tu...
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tu plz''DELETE'' kar do

kyon k bhejna tu Ap ko ata hi nahi hai...
Jise hum dekh kar jeetay
Thay,

wah wah wah


Jise hum dekh kar jeetay
Thay,



Nasir





Woh log aakhon se oojal ho gaye hein,



khan bahi...->



Naisir
Jony Jony
Yes Baba
Dere Is No Msg
Why Baba
Remove Ur Simcard
Quick Baba
Put Ur Cell In
Well Baba
Clap Ur Hands
Ha Ha Ha
Movies Related to College Life

Exam == Kalyug,
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Viva == Encounter
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == Aksar
Result == Sadma
Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti
KT == Aakhri Rasta



If YOU
Love
Someone
Just
Dont''t
Tell

B''cos
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Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor...

wo kyon sazaa bhugte
NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-(
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SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
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Attitude matters... ;->
Most Relationship Fail
Not Becoz Of The Absence Of Love. . .
Love Is Alwayz Present

Its Just That

One Love Too Much

And

The Other Loves Too many . . . ;->
Arz kiya hai


Sms dosto ko itne kiye
k jeet gay SMS k race


Mobile bhi unka pareshn
hoke kehne lga,



NO SPACE



NO SPACE


NO SPACE.........;->

Sms dosto ko itne kiye
k jeet gay SMS k race


Mobile bhi unka pareshn
hoke kehne lga,



NO SPACE



NO SPACE


NO SPACE.........;->