I WANT TO TELL you ONE THING

I WANT TO TELL you ONE THING

-•= > PLZ DON"T MISTAKE ME .

-•= > PLZ DO IT SINCERELY .

WEAR A HELMET WHEN WALKING .

BECAUSE............................?

" Empty Things Break Easily "

May, 24 2010 257 chars (2 sms) 1776 views Funny

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Some Funny Signboards ...

Some Funny
Signboards ...

@ Pizza Shop
"7 Dayz Widout Pizza
Makes 1 Weak"

In No-smoking Area
"If V c Smoke, V''ll
Azume U r On Fire
n Take Apropaite
Action"

@ Car Dealership
"D Best Way 2 Get Back
On Ur Feet.
Miss A Car Payment"

@ Maternity Room Door
"Push . Push . Push" ... ;-

FANTASTIC ONE ...!!!

FANTASTIC ONE ...!!!
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Acha ! Ek Baat Tou Batao Plz Isko Mazak Mai Mat Taal Dena , Jawab Mazaq Ke Andaaz Mai Tou Ho Sakta Hai Yani Shugal Magar Gol Mol Jawab Nahi Chalye Ga Dekho Kuch
Baatain Zindagi Mai Bohat Imp Hoti Hain , Buhat Ziada Balkay Sav Se Ziada Kuch Aisi Imp Hai Yeh Baat Bhi Atleast For Me , Ager tumne Ghalat Bataya Ya Baat Ko Talnay ki
Try Ki Tu Acha Nahi Ho Ga .. Plz Sach Batao

TIME KIYA HUA HA :P

yes or no

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no. :D

Which Department

Which Department Have Great Loss Due To Load Shedding?
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Family Planing

Bantas advise:-

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

dua dil mein maangi thi

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.***Aameen***

Dil mein maangi thi ... ;)

''2 apimy amm

''2 apimy amm (mango) k bagh gaye. 1 ne kaha kash ham mango hoti to kitna acha hota.dosry ny kaha ye to mushkil nahy he chalo lattak jatey hai.kuch dair k bad 1 gir geya dosry ny pocha Q tak kar gir gaye, phele ny jawab diya nahi paak kar gir geya.''

SHALWAR bandhane k lye

Teacher : ALLAH ne ''''PAIT'''' q banaya hy.???

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Pathan :
SHALWAR bandhane k lye...:-D

sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi

Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->

LAHORE Or KARACHI

LAHORE Or KARACHI Main Agar Taliban Aa Gaye
''hAmY''....

Tu Kaisi Lagey Gi Burkhey Main Meera Aur Sheeri Rehman...

MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:

MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:

Laash Paani MEIN teirti kyu hai?

Kyunki...

Doobne ke liye zindagi chaahiye!!

Mai Aur Tum Tum Aur Main

Mai Aur Tum

Tum Aur Main

Yani Hum Dono

Aaj Raat Ko

Aik Dosre Ko

1 baja K Baad

Akele Mein

Miss calls denge ok :-)

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