''SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U..

''SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U..
''SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...''
  

May, 24 2010     115 chars (1 sms)     1832 views       Funny

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You r the biggest fool on earth...
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upar dekh liya na..
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhundh rahe ho..?
My night r becoming sleepless, my dream r becoming hopeless, i asked God is it love ? God said no.
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Exams r near!
I don''t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine''s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon ;->
''Shohr apni biwi se,"Hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfain jaan-e-tamana KHUDA QASAM Agli bar "Khaane" main baal aaya to SAJNI se GAJNI bana dunga.....''
How do you convert a BUS into a female ??
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Come late to the bus stop.. BUS MISS ho Jaayegi... !
''If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''
There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..

Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->


Agar koi pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae tou iska kya mutlab hai?

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DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost. . . ;->
akhiyan udeek diyan dil wajan mar da,








Aaj aj tey dholna din wey aitwaar da, aja tenu akhiya udeek diyan
Sab Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye

Hum Apne Mobile Se Khafa Ho Gaye

1 Sms Tou Kr Do Zaalim

Werna Dunya Samjhe Gi Aap Dunya Se Dafa Ho Gaye ;->
Yaar Tum Se Ye Umeed
Nhi Thi
Tum Ne Ye Kehte Waqt
Kuch Tou Socha Hota
Aakhir Tum Ko Zarurat Hi
Kia Thi k Tum Mere
Bary Me Logo''n ko Ye
Btao k












I m So Sweet ;->
45 Saal ka aadmi Larki
dekhne gaya
Larki ki maa be-hosh ho
gai

Jab hosh aaya
Tou waja poochi !!

Tou Maa boli 25 saal
pehle Ye mujhy bhi
dekhny aaya tha ... ;->