e mujhe rat ko

e mujhe rat ko
''Usne mujhe rat ko jungle me akele chor dya faraz.
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Ye keh kar k
Pyar kia to darna kia..?''
  

May, 24 2010     102 chars (1 sms)     2107 views       Funny

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Teacher: What''s your cast?


Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay

phir Bhatti huay,

phir Rajput hogaye,

ab hain darzi,

aagey mummy ki marzi. .
Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man.

God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.
OYe Tere Blood Group kia hy?
JADi Bta YR Abi
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Veena Mailk ki Tabiyat Bht kharb
hy Doctor ne kha hy k Sirf Begairaton ka
khoon hi chalay ga……
Amemon sent Rs.1000000 unsigned cheque to PM''s Flood Relief Fund n Wrote...
"Cheque is unsigned b''coz, I do not want any Publicity"
A guy takes his wife to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his wife how she liked the game.
Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldnt understand why they were fighting for 25 cents.
What do you mean?
They kept screaming:Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back.
Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki patate waqt sandle ko dekho
Long back,a person who sacrificed his sleep,forgot his family,forgot his food,fogot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
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Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P
Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

No Ans.

Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans.

Then Again He Asks,

Wife: Nahi Kaha.

Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D
FIRST SIGHT

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe''s SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and'' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~
Jitni Chahat Se Tumhain Dekha Hai

Itni Chahat Se Kuch Aur Nahi Dekha

Dekhne Do Apne Chehre Ko Jee Bhar Ker Humain

Muddat Hui In Aankhon Ne Koi BEGAIRAT Nahi Dekha ;->
Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->