''To Garam Hoti Hai

''To Garam Hoti Hai
Garam To Custrad Bhi Hota Hai
Custrad To Peela Hota Hai
Peela To Chooza Bhi Hota Hai
Chooza To Ande Se Nikalta Hai
Anda To Safed Hota ai
Lal To Gulab Bhi Hota Hai
Gulab Mein To Kante B Hote Hein
Kante To Machli Mein B Hote Hain
Machli To Darya Me Hoti Hai
Darya Men To Pani Hota Hai
Pani Me To Kashti B Hoti Hai
Kashti Me Admi B Hote Hain
Admi To Road Per B Chalte Hein
"Chalne Se Yaad Aaya K Kal Meri Chappal Toot Gayi Thi".''

May, 24 2010 461 chars (3 sms) 2311 views Funny

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Question: Suna he k:

Question:
Suna he k:
Qurbani K janwar Ko chand-raat me Chhuriyan nazar ati hein
agar ye such hy

to
larkiyon ko mehndi ki raat ko kia nazar ata hoga?
Reply me

Benazir ko goli lgi,

Benazir ko goli lgi,
bkhtawar asfa rone lgi,
rote rote bhok lgi,
khale bilawal mom phli,
mom phli me dana nhi,
zrdari tmhara papa nhi
pnjab wale bche, musharf bhai sache, sache sche jayenge shekh rashid ki dulhan layenge,

conda leza kali, so nkhro wali,

ek nkhra tot gya bush ka mu toot gya.

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye

what is pure and si

What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?

1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)

1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
;->

[Height of Reasoning]

[Height of Reasoning]
I am nt scared of
proposin a Grl,
But I am scared abt:
.

.

.

.
.
.

.
.
.

.
Wht would hapen If She
agrees!

pagal khaney main

Pagal khaney Main Bht
Sarey Pagal Naach Rahy
Thay. In me Sy 1 Pagal
Khamosh Betha Tha
Dr. Tm Khamosh Q
Bethe Ho?
Pagal Ny Kaha-Bewaquf
Me "Dulhan" Hon ;->

Aik ganda msg sunaon?

Aik ganda msg sunaon?

aik larka hota hai,

wo gatar main gir jata hai
Aye Haye :_
*Ganddaaaaaa*

did u know what is mean by MAN

did u know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man

Meri aankhon ko

Meri aankhon ko sapne phir dikha gaya koi,

Bujhti sansoon main mehak phir jaga gaya koi,

Kya ye such much pyar hai,

Ya Phir se "TOPI" pehna gaya koi.

socrates was once asked

Socrates Was Once Asked:

What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"

The Philosopher Replied:

"Take A Closer Look Second Time".

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Wife: India jao to saarhee bhejna,

Wife:

India jao to saarhee bhejna,

Dubai jao to jewelry,

France jao to perfume!!

Husband ne jal ke kaha,

Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?

Wife:

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