Judge: why r u arrested?

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop….

May, 25 2010 157 chars (1 sms) 2376 views Funny

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One Manb read a Board

One Manb read a Board "likhne wala brilliant, parhne wala idiot."

Man becomes angry, he rub board and writes,

"Parhne wala Brilliant Or Likhne Wala Idiot"

A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note To His Test Paper N Wrote,F

A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note To His Test Paper N Wrote,

''Rs 1 For 1 Mark''

The Paper Checker Sent Him Rs 81 Back N Wrote

''U Got 19 Marks Keep D Change''

EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY

Dozkah mein
Drogha k khoff se sary gunhagar imandari
se apne apne gunah paper pe likh
k hall se ja rahy thay k aachanak 1 aawaz i:

" EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY " ;->

When The Best

When The Best Actors Are Choosen By Other Actors . . .
It''s Called ''''OSCARS''''

When The Best Actors Are Choosen By Peoples . . .
It''s Called ''''ELECTION'''' ;->

police

(Pak traffic police)

Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?

Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.

Ek Memon dOctOr k pass gaya

Ek Memon dOctOr k pass gaya aur bOla
k ghar ja kar mareez check karne
k kitne paise Lo ge?

DoctOr: 300 rupay

Memon: Chalein DoctOr sahab..

Ghar pOhnche tOu DoctOr
ne pOocha k mareez kahan hai?

Memon: Mareez kOi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 rupay maang raha tha
aur aap 300 mein le aaye

whAt is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe iT..!

whAt is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe iT..!

think..!
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.dOnt giVe uO...U sTill hAv A lOt Of t|me...!
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k...i''ll tell u...!

iT''s uR brAin....tRying tO scrOll dOwn bUt nOt uSinG uR brAin :->

Thief with knife

Thief with knife:Tera paisa nikal.!
Man:Do u know who I am?
I''m P.Chidambaram the FinanceMinister
Thief:Acchha???To phir MERA paisa nikal

Angry boss

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

Dawn Newspaper Jul 2018

Dawn Newspaper Jul 2018

Headlines :

President General Kayani Decides To Remove His Uniform.

Pak Loses Cricket Series Against Hong Kong.

Shaikh Rasheed Decides To Join Mma.

President General Kayani To Visit Neigbour Country Balochland.

Meera''s 25th Birthday.

Seminar On 9th Death Aniversary Of Choudry Brothers.

Will Osama Be Captured ?

Shoaib Completes His 12 Years Ban.
Imran Khan Still Not Satisfied.

Pak Rs 178= 1$

Petrol 1 Ltr=Rs470

michael jackson ko sms

It is my fault:

Ye sab mere ghalti hai.

Me ne hi Michael Jackson ko SMS me likha tha k

"I Don''t Love You"

Muje kya pata tha k wo Bechara ye baat dil per he le jayega. :-)

tell me your name in english

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)

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Judge: why r u arrested?

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