Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER”

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER”


Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
  

May, 25 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2076 views       Funny

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100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
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sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka deney utar gaye
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hello all
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aaj kaunsi story par achaar vichar sanchaar aur shishtachaar ho
raha hai........;->

Find ur Japanese Name:
Take each letter of ur name & substitute it with Japanese sound..

A=ka
B=tu
C=mi
D=te
E=ku
F=lu
G=ji
H=ri
I=ki
J=zu
K=me
L=ta
M=rin
N=to
O=mo
P=no
Q=ke
R=shi
S=ari
T=chi
U=do
V=ru
W=mei
X=na
Y=fu
Z=zi

4wd It to Ur Friends 4 fun..:-)


A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
''Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to "HARI Mirchi..."-hai''
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor
Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.?

Bivi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . . ;->
Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.

Apne batis dant muj ko dikae.

Dekh k mera dill

phoot phoot rota hai.

yar tum se ik brush b

theek se nehin hota hai.
A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
iTs sUx bUt juSt fOr fUn

Poti Ka Kya Hy Poti To Poti Hoti Hy.
Iska Konsa BESAN Ban Jana Hy. BESAN Ban
B Gya To Iske Konse PAKORE Ban Jane Hain.
PAKORE Ban B Gaye To Wo Konse KHAYE Jane Hain.
KHAA B Liye To Wo Konse HAZAM Ho Jane Hain.
HAZAM Ho B Gaye To Banni Phir Uski Poti Hai Naa.
To Poti Ka Kya Hy. Poti To Poti Hai :->
Din Ko Karo
YA
Raat Ko Karo


Ander Karo
YA
Bahir Karo


Beth Ker Karo
YA
Leat Ker Karo


Bed Per Karo
YA
Kursi Per Karo


Piyar Se Karo
YA
Ghusse Se Karo


Neend Main Karo
YA
Hosh Main Karo


1 Bar Karo
YA
2 Bar Karo


"Kerna Tu Hai"
--sMs-- YaaR..

Jaisay maRze hai waisay kaRo... ;->
Parhai karo
fail hone se mat daro
larkiyan chero
badnami se mat daro
her larki ko propose karo
Inkar se na daro
Kyunki
GEETA main likha
hai
karam karo
Phal ki chinta mat karo.......