Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER”

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER”


Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
  

May, 25 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2046 views       Funny

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