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Aur kya dekh rahe ho,kuch reh gya kya?
.. LAALCHEE ...
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What Do U Call
What Do U Call A Dog With No Legs . . . .? ? ?
Don''t Matter What U Call Him, He Can''t Bite U . . . ;->
Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.
Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.
I Was In Temple
When A Guy Next
To Me Lite A Cigarete
Frm The Arti.
I Was Shocked N
Droped My Beer Bottle
Mom:
Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week... ;->
doston se raabta kam rakhta hun
Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun ...
.....JAn|xXx.....
Jo Milta Hai Kheta Hai Yaar
Gold Leaf To
Pila... =P ;->
TuMhAri YaAd to MujhE AisE aAti hy
TuMhAri YaAd to MujhE AisE aAti hy "PAppu" , , ,
JesE Aandhi mEi ShopAr Aatay hEiN... ;->
Suna Hai Apki Muskurahat
Suna Hai Apki Muskurahat Pe Log Marte Hain..?
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Mujhe Bhi Ek Banda Marwana Hai..
Zaraa Time Nikaal K Aana
Kya Ap Panchvi
Kya Ap Panchvi Pass Se Taiz Hein . .
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Sorry, Nursary FaiL
: Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Papa : Kyu Beta?
Boy : Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya Tha.
Papa : Toh Kya Hua?
Boy : Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to.;->
REPORTER: Laaluji, t
REPORTER: Laaluji, the poor women in bihar
dont have clothes to wear.
LAALU: U FOOL,tum FTV dekhe ho?
Rich women bhi cloth nahin pehanti hai.
Yeh fashionwa hai .
Old phrase:
Old phrase:
A Bird in hand is better than 2 in Bush.
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New phrase:
A Boot on Bush is better than 2 in foot.:-)
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
You don''t love
You don''t love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her
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