Ek sardar motorway

Ek sardar motorway par cigrate pita hua bhag rha tha us se kisi ne pocha
"kia kar rahay ho?
Sardar:
main dekh raha hun k 1 cigerate kitne kilometre chalta hai.!

May, 25 2010 163 chars (2 sms) 2636 views Funny

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''Barray Zalim Hain Teri Gali K Bachay Faraz.

''Barray Zalim Hain Teri Gali K Bachay Faraz.

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Kutta Peechay Laga K Kehte Hain.

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Aazma Luck Aazma
Apni Qismat Ki Baazi, Azma. :-)''

Teacher To Student -

Teacher To Student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly

Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->

brteri aawaz sunne

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon.

A Girl May Not Help U To Get Lots Of Salary

A Girl May Not Help U To Get Lots Of Salary

But. . .

Salary May Help U To Get Lots Of Girls. . .

So, Love Ur Work Not Girls. . . ;->

Masoom Mohabbat Ka

Masoom Mohabbat Ka
Bus Yehi Afsana Hai,

Mohabbat Nibhane Ka
Yehi To Zamana Hai,

Ammi Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti Aur...

Mujhe Aaj Date Pe Jana Hai :->

traffic rules

A student was asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near school

He wrote: drive carefully so not kill the students

wait for the teachers

jaha ameer se ameer insaan b

Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai

Pani Puri wale k paas.

hum kabhi aap se kha

Hum Kabhi Aap Se Khafa
Nahi Hotey

Pyar k Rishtey Bewafa
Nahi Hotey

Aap Bhaley Humain
Bhula Ker PEPSI Pii Lo

Hum Aap Ko Yaad Kiye
Bina Paani b Nhi Peetey ;->

~ A MARRIED WOMAN''''S POEM ~

He didnt lyk d curry &
He didnt lyk my cake
He said my biscuits
were 2hard
Not lyk his mother
used 2 make
I didnt prepare
coffee rite
He didnt lyk the stew
I didnt mend his socks
d way his mother used 2
I pondered 4 an answer
I was looking 4 a clue
Isnt dere anything I
cud do 2 match his
mothers shoe?
Then I smiled as I
saw light
1 Thing I cud definitely
do
I turnd around &
slapped him tight
Just like his mother
used 2 ... ;->

BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"

BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"

GIRL: Kyaaaaaaaaaaa?

BOY: Achi film hai na..!

GIRL : Kuttay k bachay..!

BOY: Whaaaaaaaaaat????

GIRL: Kitnay cute hotay hain na....

T H O U G H T Of The Day

T H O U G H T Of The Day

Jis Tarah Yeh Sms Achanak Aap K Pass Agaya Hai,
Is Tarah Mout Bhe Achanak Askati Thee,,,

Agar Sms Ki Jaga Mout Ajati To Kia Is Waqt Aap ALLAH K Samney Hazir Hone K Lye Tayyar They?????

Zara Sochyey,,,

KUCH NAHI TO SIRF NAMAZ KI PABANDI KI NEYAT HE KARLAIN..

Newton law of Girl frnd :-

Newton law of Girl frnd :-

"Luv can niether b created nor b destroyed,

it can only changd from 1 girlfrnd to another,

with some loss of energy time & Money".

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