Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,


Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
  

May, 25 2010     206 chars (2 sms)     1943 views       Funny

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