KBC main shahrukh ne

KBC main shahrukh ne
KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.
  

May, 26 2010     132 chars (1 sms)     2308 views       Funny

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In Moti LArkyuN sE kEh do Mujh sE Dur hE rAhAin "PAppu" , , ,



"MujhE Doctor nE bArA GoSht mAnA kiA huA hAi... ;->
STORY

"Once A Fisherman Got
Up Vry Erly In d
Morning Since Its
Impossible 2 See
Anything
He Wantd 2 Pass His
Time
He Found A Sack Full Of
Small Stones
He Began Tossing Them
Into The River
At Last Whn He Was Left
Wid One Stone To Toss
The First Stroke Of
Sunrise Came

He Saw The Stone He
Was Holding

It Was Diamond

He Then Realized That
He Had Thrown A Sack
Full Of Diamonds ..."




Moral :
Never Get Up Early In
The Morning ... ;->
Main
Agar
Kahon
Tum Sa
Haseen
Kainaat
Main
Nahi
Hy
Koi ...


















Tou Yaar Yaqqen Mat Krna
Insan Pareshani Main
Kuch Ulta Seedha Bol Jata Hy ... ;->
Larki ya larka Jab 18 SaL K Hote He To Unhe Kis Cheez Ki Zarorat Hoti He?

Nhi Pata?

Qasam Se Nhi Pata?

To Phir Suno


N.I.C Ki.
Father: Raat ko tum peekar room me gir gaye the.
Son: kya batau papa sab galat sangat ki wajah se hua.
4 dost, 4 bottle aur... saala peene wala sirf ek.

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)
Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.

Wife: Woh Kya?

Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
DUSHMAN wo jo marwa de,TAKLEEF wo jo tarpa de,TEACHER wo jo saza de,OUNG wo jo sula de,HADSA wo jo dara de,DOST wo jo DOST ko 250 wala card dalwa dehru?
Height of being Hygienic:

A Computer Science student washing his hands with Dettol
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after removing a Virus from his System ;)
4 guys
1 4rm HARVARD
2 4rm OXFORD
3 4rm TEXAS
4 Sardar 4rm punjab university
1 Question
what is th fastest thing in world?
OXFORD: light
HARVARD: thought
TEXAS: blink of an eye
Sardar: its loose motions
bcz
last night i was lying in my bed
n
b4 i could blink,think or turn on th lights,
it was over!
Aik jin aik sheikh ko chimar gaya..
3 din guzerne k bad wo jin khud hi aik aalim k pas gaya aur kaha
"mei teen dinan tun kuch nai khada menu bahar kaddo"
Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.