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1 Pathan 2sre Pathan

1 Pathan 2sre Pathan Se- Yaar "Mujhy Roza Lag Raha Hy" ki English Kia Hogi

2nd Pathan: Khocha Bohat Easy Hy
"The Roza Is Touching To Me...." =P ;)

Jadeed Tehqeeq Se Pata Chala Hy k

Jadeed Tehqeeq Se Pata Chala Hy k

Agar Sehri k Baad

14 Ghantey Gehri Neend So Lia Jaye
Tou

Bhook Aur Pyaas Nahin Lagti .. =P ;)

10 Days Remaining ... !!

10 Days Remaining ... !!

Aap Zara Soche''n k Us k Baad Kia Hoga?

Masajid Ho Jaye''n Gi Veeran

Almaario''n Mein Band Ho Jaye''n Ge Qura''an

Azaad Ho Jaye Ga Shaitan

Phir Gunaho''n Mein Doob Jaye Ga Har Insaan

Dilo''n k Zang Duur Kr De YA REHMAN

Hum Reh Gaye Hyn Sirf RAMAZAN k MUSALMAN....!!!

1 pathan: Roze ke

1 pathan: Roze ke dauran naswar laga rha tha,
2nd pathan: Abe ye kya tera roza nahi hai?
1st pathan: Mera Roza itna kamzor nahi jo naswar se toot jayega.

0 days 312 hours

0 days 312 hours 18720 mins.. 1123200 seconds... are left.... I think i am the first person to wish U HAPPY DIWALI..

All wishing you

All wishing you a very very With my 1 heart 2 eyes 7 liter blood 206 bones 4.5 million red cells 60 trillion D N A"S... All wishing you a very very HAPPY DIWALI!

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â€œ*â€*â€*â€*â€*â€*â€
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â€œ*â€DIPAWALIâ€*â€

How woman calls

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

U r a nice person…

U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

Sometimes wen

Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..

Train main 1 macha

Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!

Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D:D

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