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1 murghi ko qatal karo


1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.



Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do

Shan Masalay say Khushbu ki DOHNI do.
Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.
jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.
ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.
HAPPY BIRYani Day!



Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen
1- Peela (Yelow)
2- Hara (Green)
3- kala (ßlack)
4- kathye (ßrown)

Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein
1. Kheery k ßeech
2. Kuti Huwi Mirch
3. Rol Huwe Timatar
4. Dhanya

kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain
1, Cheel (Eagle)
2, Saanp (Snake)
3, ßhoot (Ghost)
4, Dinasour
etc...

Types Of POTI
1. Patla Dast
2. Sakht
3. Gaarhi
4. Sookhi
5. Jelly
6. Oily

Info Collected ßy
(Wiliam POti)


Jb meri koi call na aye,




jb koi sms na aye,




jb koi missed call b na aye,




To.....!




smaj lena k.



"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->

Twice h0liday in A Week Applied bY Pak Govt 4 Saving 4000 M.W light.

Bt i hAve a Mega Project.

Q Na Pora saAL Chutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light sAve Ki jAye.

Export Bhi Kr Sktay hYn.

Now You Are Thinking.

Kya Chabli Mari Mainay.

Per Ay sOcho Shro KinNay KitTi?

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On every tick of clock,
may GOD giv u
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Electricity Ameen!
(ALL Is WELL)"



A Faraz Tuje Zindgy Se Mila He Konsa Esa Ghum

Bs Phone Utha Or Dial Kr
0900-78601

Telefun,Telefun


Arz kiya hai

Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz




Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz



jin may sey aik ka pilot hai faraz... :p ;->
Rat K 3 Bajay Ka Time Tha..

Mai Akeela Tha

Meri Annkh Badal K Garjanay Ki Wajha Se Khul Gai

Akeeb Khuf Aur Andhera Chaya Hua Tha

Mai Ne Lite On KI Pr Bijli Nahi Thi

Itne Mai Darwaza Bja

Maine Poucha Kon ?

Lekin Koi Na Bola

Mai Darwazay k Pass Gaya Aur Pocha Kon???

Achanak 1 Bhiyanak Awaz Ayi

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" FARAZ " :P


lamha lamha mera is''dukh''main''basar''hota hai"faraz"

k zindagi''bohut''kam hai''tujhy''"chahny"k liye,,,,

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Submitted By amir From khanewal ( 03136005708 )


Nawaz Aur Shehbaz Dekh Rahe Thy Jahaz,
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Wah Wah....
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Nawaz Aur Shehbaz Dekh Rahe Thy Jahaz,
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Dono Ki Tind Per Chammat Mar K Bhag Gya FARAZ :)

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Submitted By Shehryar From Attock ( 0092123456789 )


hum to intekhab karte karte mar jayen gay

faraz,

koi to aye meri zindagi main jo bewafa na ho..!

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Faraz Now Available in English...!

Oh Faraz! The Robber Took out His Knife...

Oh Faraz! The Robber Took out His Knife...
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And Asked for My LG KG 195..!! :-P