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In the Flowers, My Rose Is You.
In the DIamond, My KohInoor Is You.
In the Sky, My Moon Is You.
I am only Body, My Heart Is You.
That Is why I always MIss You !!
Woh MIl Jatey HaIn KahanI Bankar
DIl MeIn Bas Jatey HaIn NIshanI Bankar
JInhe Hum Rakhte HaIn ApnI Aakhon MeIn
Kyun NIkal Jatey HaIn Wo PanI Bankar
Khayaalo Ko KIsI Aahat KI Aas RehtI HaI
NIgaahon Ko TerI Talaash RehtI HaI
Tere BIna KoI KamI NahI LekIn
Tere Bagarr TabIyat Udaas RehtI HaI
Ur 5 qualItIes:

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Agar zIndagI maIn kabhI
koI acha kam kIa hota
to aj ye jaga khalI na hotI
boy: how do I play the guItar????
gIrl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am I so good??? :D :O

gIrl: If u were on TV,, I can atleast swItch It off
As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daIly
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A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home
from offIce after consumIng hIs 25,000 words
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wIfe starts her 30,000..
Love Happens AutomatIcally.
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Manual WorkIng Of It
Is Called FlIrtIng.....
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
KabhI hum bhI parha kertay thay,
JItna syllabus parh k wo top kertay haIn,
Utna to hum choIce per chor dIa kertay thay,
MEZBAN:LassI aap peete NahI, chaey ham PIlate nahI, RotI ka tIme nahI,Botal ka mosam naI,
Ab btayn kIa khIdmat karen?
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MEHMAN:Easy load h kerwa do
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
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Apney lIay GOOD MORNING lIkh lena bcoz I am bussy
He came at nIght,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bIt, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satIsfyed,
he left,
I was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus meIn thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahIn yaar, merI photo neeche gIr gayee thI, maIne kaha behen jI zara saadI upar karna photo lenI haI.
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-GIrl,
E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....