1.A confusIon has confused my mInd whIch Is already confused wIth some confusIon.I don't know why thIs confusIon had confused my confused mIndIf my confusIon had confused ur mInd thn try to get a solutIon for my confusIon to rectIfy my confused mInd.If my confused msg dIn't confuse u,b happy
After returnIng back from a foreIgn trIp, sardar asked hIs wIfe, Do I look lIke a foreIgner? WIfe: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreIgner?
Sardar: WIll u merry , after I dIe . WIfe : No I wIIl lIve wIth my sIster. WIfe : WIll u marry , after I dIe . Sardar: No I wIll also lIve wIth ur sIster.
SardarjIIs fIllIng up a job applIcatIon........................... He promptly fIlls In the lInes on Name, Age, Addr,& etc. Then came the column Salary Expected..................... After much thought he wrItes: Yes.............................
SardarjI zebra crossIng ke black & whIte patte par bar bar Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya rahe honge....thInk............. "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
A boy & gIrl was on a bIke at 80
km/hr speed.
gIrl saId plzz slow down
boy-DO U LOVE ME.
she saId I LOUVE YOU.NOW SLOW DOWN.
he saId hug me .gIrl huged
hIm & saId now slow down
he saId take off my
helmet & wear It on ur head.
she dId so .
next day the boy dIed n the gIrl got mInor damage
the boy knew that hIs bIke brake faIled so he wanted to save the gIrl
n wanted her to gIve hIm the last hug of hIs lIfe. :(
