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A Lover gIves Love...

A Father gIves ProtectIon.. .

A Mother gIves LIfe...

but A Real FrIend gIves

'' nIce gIrls Cell No.''

That Is frndshIp...

Now Its a gud chance 2

prove your frnshIp.. ;)
1 over me kItne balls phenkay jate haI

Kya apne kaha 6?

Galat jawab

1 over me 1 hI ball 6 bar phenkay jata he
Bade aye!
CrIcket k
shoukIn.
Teacher: Harbhajan Is male or female?
Student: Female.
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told "beautIful delIvery by harbajan"
WIfe: Yesterday I saw a very beautIful gIrl.

Husband: Then what happened?

WIfe: I just kept on admIrIng her, on and on..

Husband (gets IrrItated): WHAT happened then?

WIfe smIled and saId: I moved away from the mIrror!
:#: A frIend

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BAJATAY RAHO..;-)
WIfe to her frIend: My hubby bought me a Mood rIng the other day. When I''m In a gud mood, It turns Green & when Im In a bad mood, It leaves a red mark on hIs forehead!
If tIme doesn''t waIt for you, don''t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy lIfe!
ALLAMA IQBAL ne Qayam-e-PakIstan k baray MaI 23 March Ko MInto park maI QuaId-e-Azam k Sath Kharay Ho Ker FatIma se Farmaya , AJ KALA JORA PAA SADI FARMAYSH TE
Bachelor''s schedule...
Monday ko dostI ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadI ; Thus ko barbadI ;
FrI ko fIghtIng ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phIr se talash....
BHIKARI:Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pIna he

MAN:kyu 1coffe to Rs.3 kI he

B:Saab sath me gIrl frnd b he

M:bhIkarI hokar b GF banalI

B:NaI saab GF ne bhIkarI banadIya
An ArchaeologIst Is The Best Husband Any Woman Can Have. . . ! ! !










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The Older She Gets, The More Interested He Is In Her. . . ;->
Husband: "Where do you want to go for our marrIage annIversary. . . ?"

WIfe: "Some where I have never been. . . !"

Husband: "How about the kItchen. . . ?" . . . ;->