WIfe to her frIend: My hubby bought me a Mood rIng the other day. When I''m In a gud mood, It turns Green & when Im In a bad mood, It leaves a red mark on hIs forehead!
ALLAMA IQBAL ne Qayam-e-PakIstan k baray MaI 23 March Ko MInto park maI QuaId-e-Azam k Sath Kharay Ho Ker FatIma se Farmaya , AJ KALA JORA PAA SADI FARMAYSH TE
Bachelor''s schedule...
Monday ko dostI ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadI ; Thus ko barbadI ;
FrI ko fIghtIng ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phIr se talash....