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YESTERDAY IS A WASTE PAPER.

TODAY IS A NEWSPAPER.

TOMORROW IS A QUESTION PAPER.

BUT, LIFE IS AN ANSWER PAPER.

SO BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU WRITE !
MasroofIat ?



KanjoosI ?



Ghurbat ?




La-ParwahI ?




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Hath Ya UnglI MaIn Chot ?




MobIle KI KharabI ?




Alfaz KI QIllat ?



Nakhre ?



Ya KoI Aur Wja HaI Sms Na Kerne KI . . .
U are CORROLA Of My LIfe . . .

CULTUS Of My Dreams . . .

CITY Of My Eyez . . .

SANTRO Of My Thought . . .

CIVIC Of My Job . . .

MERCEDEZ Of My Love . . .

In Short

"U are TraffIc Jam Of My Hert" . . . :->
SardI Ka Zaman HaI . . .
Mausam bhI Suhana HaI . . .
Ek Dou Sms Tou Ker De Ae DOST
KIa Balance 2008 Tak Chalana HaI . . . ;->
5 lovly words-"I''ll top my class
4 pleasant words-''I''ll work hard"
3 sweet words-"I luv studyIn"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 Imp word-"LATER" ...
DIs ones awesome!

How wud an angrez tel an IndIan naukar who cant undrstnd englIsh 2 open d
door.
Speak DIs very fast.
"There was a Cold Day
"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"
do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marrIage album..U''ll fInd al frns behInd u!
Dost: "TumharI toh RAM -SITA kI jodI lagtI haI

Man:"BIlkul Galat haI:
Naa to koI merI bIwI ko utha ke le jaata haI,
Naa hI ye dhartI me samaatI haI!
Chala Ja Msg Tu Ban K Gulab,

HogI SachI DostI Tou AyeGa Jawab

Agar Na Aaye Jawab Tou Mat Hona Udaas

Samaj Jana K Balance NahI HaI Ghareeb K Bache K Paas. . .
TusI door gae Intzar kIta.
tusI kol ae pyar kIta.
tusI rus gae razI kIta.
tusI yad ae mIss kIta.
Ik gal daso.
sub kuj me kIta .
tusI ka kIta.
Man saw snake on bed of hIs Mom-In-law.
Man 2 snake : MerI saas ko dans le.
Snake : Kya dansle ? MaI usse hI to apna zehar recharge karvata hun.
Amemon sent Rs.1000000 unsIgned cheque to PM''s Flood RelIef Fund n Wrote...
"Cheque Is unsIgned b''coz, I do not want any PublIcIty"