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Me Aur MerI TanhaI Aksar Ye BaataIn Krte Hyn




K Tum HotI Tou AIsa Hota



Tum HotI Tou WaIsa Hota




Aur Tum Na HotI Tou PaIsa Hota...... ;->
Do U Know The Rules To Succeed In LIfe. . . ??
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NahI Pata.
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NahI Pata Tou Scroll Q Kr Rahe Ho. Mujhe B NahI Pata . . . ;->
What Do U Call A LaughIng MotorCycle. . . ???
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Guess Karo
Ez HaI
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NahI Pata
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It''s Yamahahahaha. . . ;->
ZIndagI HaI Tou MushkIlaIn HaIn...




MushkIlaIn HaIn Tou Hosle HaIn...




ChIrrya HaIn Tou Ghosle HaIn...



Aasha HaI Tou Bhosle HaIn.... ;->
HeIght Of Smartness


Professor : Only WIse Men HesItate. . . Fools Are Always ConfIdent. . . ! !

Student: Are U Sure SIr. . . ?? ;->
1admI apne(14) bachon k 7 Zoo gya..
guard se kha hamen wo genda dIkhao jIs k 8 baçhe haIn!
kuçh daIr baad guard aya or kaha ap yahIn theren genda apko dekhne aarha haI... ;->
JIs Trha Tu Hotel Me Bartan Manjhta Hy
PurI PurI Raat SIrf MIsCall Marta Hy
Jb Tera Balance Khatm Hojata Hy
Suna Hy Balance K lye Road Pe Nanga Nachta Hy ;->
Let us b Generous lIke dIs:
4 Ants r movIng through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT comIn towrds them.
1st Ant says:V should KILL hIm.
2nd Ant says: No,Lets break hIs LEG alone.
3rd Ant says:No, V''ll just throw hIm away from our path.
4th Ant says: No, V''ll LEAVE hIm because he Is ALONE and we are FOUR ;->
Teacher :Because of QauId E Azam hard work what do we get on 14th August...?









Student:A HolIday... ;->
HamarI DostI AIsI Ho

K Tum

Har Raah

Har Nagar

Har Safar Me MIlo
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Agar Me Mar BhI Jaaon To...
Agley HI DIn Barabar WalI Qabar Me
MIlo... ;->
I LOVE U



I WANT U



I LIKE U



I MISS U



I TALK U



All these sentences r the examples of "PRESENT INDEFINITE "
2moro we wIl study "PRESENT CONTINOUS" ;-
Qus) What DId YogurT Say To The MIlk..??
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Ans) WaTs uP "DuDh".... ;->