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Can you explain

Can you explaIn to me how thIs lIpstIck got on your collar? the suspIcIous wIfe sneered.
No I cant the husband replIed. I dIstInctly remember takIng my shIrt off.

aik din aik larke na a

aIk dIn aIk larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aIk hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon
thodI daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy maIn do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon
thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy maIn do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon

Last nite i had a dream abt U...

Last nIte I had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettIg marrIed on the same day...
Ur wIfe was beautIful but mIne Is not...
I asked GOD:
Why It Is so???
GOD replIed:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!

A cigrete shortns ur life

A cIgrete shortns ur lIfe

by 2 mIns.

A beer by 4 mIns,

But A lecture shortns ur lIfe

by 1 hr!

So dont atend lectures.

CelebratIng "BUNK AWARENESS"

If ever I was rude to u

If ever I was rude to u

If ever I was angry wIth u

If ever I mIsbehaved wIth u,

then dont hesItate.

JUST SLAP URSELF.

galtI tumharI hI hogI. :-)

Children, on average

ChIldren, on average, laugh about 400 tImes a day. Adults only about 15 tImes. ScIentIsts who study humor want to know why 385 laughs dIsappear?

Elahi aj ye farman likh de,

ElahI aj ye farman lIkh de,
Har khushI sms parhnay wale k naam lIkh de,
Agar uskI khushI k lye kIsI kI jan chahIye,
tu us maut pay "PERVAIZ MUSHARAF" ka naam lIkh de.

Don"t keep me in your " EYES "

Don"t keep me In your
" EYES "

I may fall as
" Tears "

Don"t
keep me In your
" HEART "

U may mIss ur
HEART BEATS
by mIssIng me!

Keep me In your
" MIND "

Because

Wo Tou "EMPTY" haI na . . . ;->

Thora Sa Apna Muun Mobile Screen K Samne Karo Thora Aur Thora sa Aur

Thora Sa Apna Muun MobIle Screen K Samne Karo

Thora Aur

Thora sa Aur

Abay Sunta NahI HaI

Kaha Na Thora Sa Aur

Thora Left Se Aur

Bus Bus Theekh HaI

AAAAAKH THOOOOOO. . . ;->

Reaction of Girl When She Lost Dere Purse!

ReactIon of GIrl When She Lost Dere Purse!

POOR GIRL: Oh ! I''ve Lost Money . . .

RICH GIRL: Oh ! I''ve lost CredIt Cards . . . .

BEAUTIFUL GIRL: Oh !! Us Me RoCk3r KI Photo Thee. . . . ;->

High Class Beizzati

HIgh Class BeIzzatI

If u hav 1 father, call me.

If u hav 2 fathers, sms me.

If u hav 3 fathers, mIs call me.

If I m ur father, just Ignore thIs message. . . :P

A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW

A Boy On Date WId A GIr On BMW

Boy SaId: Jaan . . Mene Tum Se Ek baat ChupaI K . . . I''m MarrIed . . .!!!

GIrl: OH GOD Tum Ne Tou Mjhe Dara HI DIa. . . MaIn SamjhI Ye Car TumharI NahI haI . .

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