I SMS Messages26216 messages

\==== A CrAzY ThOuGhT ====/


I HaVe g0t ThE KeYs To SuCcEsS . . .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

BuT SoMeBoDy KeEpS On ChAnGINg The LoCkS . . . . ;->
HeIght Of CowardIce:
2 Persons FIghtIng Through Sms

HeIght Of Helplessmess:
ReceIvIng No Sms For A Weak

HeIght Of TImePass:
A Person SndIng Sms To HImSelf

HeIght Of AchIevement:
A Person SndIng Sms To A GIrl WantIng To Become Frnds & GettIng A Reply

HeIght Of ExpectatIon:
SndIng PakIstanI Team An E-maIl, WIshIng Them To WIn A Match.

HeIght Of HavIng No Work:
U r ReadIng Such Long Sms . . . ;->
Three dreams of a man:

To b as handsome as hIs mother thInks..

To b as rIch as hIs chIld belIeves..

To have as many women as hIs wIfe suspects... ;->
LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay
Raste Me Toofan Aya
DhotI Urh GaI,
Phr BIjlI KarkI.

LALU SaId: "Ek Tou HumrI DhotI Cheen LI
Upar Se FOTUA B Lewat hyn.." ;->
Lady: Is thIs my traIn?
StatIon Master: No, It belongs to the RaIlway Company.
Lady: Don''t try to be funny. I mean to ask If I can take thIs traIn to KArAchI..!
StatIon Master: No Madam, I''m afraId It''s too heavy... ;->
Ven Tears Cums Out Of Ur Eyes
Reason Is U r Sad

Ven U SmIle
Reason Is U r Happy

But Ven Start LaughIng WhIle CryIng




No Need 2 Tell D Reason




Sab Pagal He Kahenge ;->
You can do so much In 10 mInutes tIme. . .

Ten mInutes, once gone, are gone for good. . .

DIvIde your lIfe Into 10-mInute unIts



&




















sacrIfIce as few of them as possIble In meanIngless actIvIty." ;->
One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumptIon :

Before MarrIage . . . DrInk whenever you are SAD

After MarrIage . . . DrInk whenever you are HAPPY. . . ;->
Teacher:
Sach Aur Weham Me KIa Farq HaI?


Student:
Aap Jo Hum Ko Perha Rahe HaIn
Wo Sach HaI

LekIn

Hum Parh Rahe HaIn Ye Aap Ka Weham HaI . . . ;->
Three ants fInd an elephant asleep.

One says,”We’ll kIll hIm!”

Other one says,”We’ll break hIs legs!”

3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela haI aur hum teen..!!” ;-
Teacher: What''s The enIfIt Of EatIng SPINACH . . . ???


Student: Eat SPINACH & U''ll Grow Up BIg & Strong LIke POPYE

But

U''ll Also End Up WId A GIrlFrIend LIke OLIVE . . . ;->. . ;->
AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . . :

Study = Don''t FaIl

Don''t Study = FaIl

Add These EquatIons . . .

Study + Don''t Study = FaIl + Don''t FaIl

Take Common

Study(1 + Don''t) = FaIl (1 + Don''t)

Hence V Get

Study = FaIl . . . ;->