Three ants find an elephant asleep.

Three ants find an elephant asleep.
Three ants find an elephant asleep.

One says,”We’ll kill him!”

Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”

3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!” ;-
  

May, 20 2010     176 chars (2 sms)     1784 views       Funny

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Father:baap

son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?

Father:Garaham bell ne.

Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?
Haseen Tum Ho To Buray Hum B Nahi ,

Mehlon Mein Tum Ho To Sarkon Py Hum B Nahi ,

Dosti Kar K Kehty Ho BUSY Hoon ,

Kaan KHOOL K Sun Lo VAILAY Hum B Nahi...

Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"

BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."

"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->


Q-
What''s The Most
Wicked Thing
A Group Of Young
Accountants Can Do ... ?

















Ans-
Go Into Town
And
Gang-Audit Someone ... ;->
V e r y
T r u e ...

Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
A brand new love story......
In theatres this august..

Starring:

George W Bush
Condoleezza Rize
Tony Blair
Pamela Anderson

Special guest appearance:

Bill Clinton

&

Introducing the villain - Osama Bin Laden..
Music by Gen Pervez Reshamiya..
Item number by Monica lewinsky..


Khabi Al-Qaeda Na Kehna.. :d


English sher by PAPPU:

Always dream to raise higher,
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Wo0fer tu meri, main tera amplifier..... ;->
Teacher: ''jinke ghar sheeshe k hote hen..

Ye line poori karo.
Student:Wo.
Wo.
Wo.
Wo.
Wo

light band kar k kapre badalte hen... ;->


Teacher To Student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly

Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->
"jab hum nikale gali se woh din thi holi,
meri jan-e-maan nind se jagi aur aankhey kholi,
me jab guzara uske ghar se woh chillayi aur boli,
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hailla!!!
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Kya insaan ke bachhe aise bhi hote hai??
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:

"mere paas degree hai,

knowledge hai,

4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.

Tere paas kya hai?".

Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai