Teacher: Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?

Teacher:
Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?

Student:
Aap Jo Hum Ko Perha Rahe Hain
Wo Sach Hai

Lekin

Hum Parh Rahe Hain Ye Aap Ka Weham Hai . . . ;->

May, 20 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 2727 views Funny

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When do you CONGRATULATE

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
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Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

dua karo k meri umar lambi ho

DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,

Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,

Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to

TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->

Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon

2010.
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..

wo mard kia jis ki bahirwali na ho

wo darakht kia jis mey daali na ho,
wo baag kia jis mey maali na ho,

wo ghar kia jis mey gharwali na ho,
or wo mard kia jis ki bahirwali na ho

1 adm ne pathan se

1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?

Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai

If ever I was rude to u

If ever I was rude to u

if ever I was angry with u

if ever I misbehaved with u,

then dont hesitate.

JUST SLAP URSELF.

galti tumhari hi hogi. :-)

A man from Agra went

A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent''s house in Delhi .

When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.

He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.

It was written:

''Sethji aaj mar ! Gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye)

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Ek admi rat k time

Ek admi rat k time qabar par betha tha
Ek musafir ne us se pucha...
TM KO DAR NAHI LAG RHA?
ADMI: darne ki kia baat hai,
Andr garmi lag rahi thi to bahar agaya.

Are You KIDDING MAMA

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Baby Baby ...

Yes Mama !!

Eating Sugar ... ?

Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D

pathan lawyer

Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambitions was to be a Pirate (dako).

Client congrats you have been successful.

teachr tum bade ho

Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY

What did Tarzan

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