aIk aurat jannat k farIshtay se bolI: mera nIkah..
mere dunya wale shohar se karwa do
FarIshta bola: nIkah tu karwadon ..
pehlay koI maulvI tu jannat maI aye
Chubby Cheeks,
DImple ChIn,
Browny LIps,
tIny eyes&
Rosy Tongue
Actually I ws poIntIng out d sImIlarItIes b/w U & vodafone dog.
It''s gr8!
Are u twIns?
Pathan Proposed gIrl wId a romentIc poetry,
Kutta mar gaya razaI maIn,
MaIn Paagal hun terI judaI maIn.
Gobar pe machar baIth nahI sakta,
Pathaan tere bIn reh nahI sakta.
ScIence teacher:agar kIsI ladkI ko mIrgI ka attack ho to use lambe tIme tak
kIss karo Isse wo thIk ho jayegI. Student:par sIr use attack kaIse dIlaya jaye
What Is the dIff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava Is lIke gIrlfrIend that comes wIth expIry date.
Daru Is lIke WIFE, jItnI PURANI hogI UTNA sIr CHAD ke bolegI...
