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If u don’t have a gf/bf, don’t have a nIce job, don’t lIke partyIng & dancIng, just have a borIng lIfe, then don’t worry just log on to
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www.rabba chukk lay.com
LazIness Is our bIggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemIes- Mahathma GandhI
Dasso hun bapu dI manIye ya chache dI?
Have u heard about the man who threw hIs wIfe Into a pond of crocodIles? He''s now beIng harassed by the anImal rIghts for beIng cruel to the crocodIles.
Two men r talkIng. 1st: I got marrIed coz I was tIred of eatIng out, cleanIng the house, doIng the laundry & wearIng shabby clothes.
2nd: AmazIng, I just got dIvorced for the very same reasons!
Every Man needs a BeautIful wIfe, IntellIgent wIfe, carIng wIfe, lovIng wIfe, sexy wIfe, adjustIng & cooperatIve wIfe, but It’s sad that law allows only one wIfe.
It''s The ThIng That
SatIsfIes Ur MInd, Body & Soul ....... !
Do It On Bed, On A Sofa
In The Bathroom Or
Any Where





















It''s PRAYER

God BLess Ur Naughty MInd..... ;->
Jab Tujh Ko KoI Zakhm Laga

Tou LIbaas Apna Phaar DIa

Garebaan Apna Chaak KIa

Aur Zakhm e LIpat Gaya


YahI Tou Kaam HaI Merq




Sunny Plast Naam HaI Mere.......... ;->
MolvIyon kI Bus jarahI thI,
ek molvI ne kaha Rastey maIn kahIn bhI larkI dIkhe to AstagfIrullah kahna!
KafI der baad 1 ne AstagfIrullah Kaha
BaqI boley :
KIdhar haI ???
KIdhar haI ???
Pesh haI... For the fIrst tIme
In your MobIle
NahatI huI LarkI.


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Aaj thhand haI, Kal nahaegI!
Roses are Laal
Sky Is neela
Your mInd Is LIke
KhalI PatIla.

Bura maan LIya
Okay.

Roses are red
Water Is Cool
I''m handsome
n U''re fool

Lo thora aur bura maan lo!
QualItIes That A FrIend Must Have

Cute As Elephant

Smart As Sarda

ActIve As Turtle

FIt As HIppo

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Mature As Monkey


No Doubt U R a Great FrIend.... :->
Lady 2 Another:
Tumhare Khyal Me Us Mard Ko KIa Saza MIlnI ChahIye Jo KIsI Aurat Se ShadI Ka Wada Kare Aur PhIr Mukar Jaye....???


2nd Lady:Us KI ShadI ZabardastI UssI Aurat Se Kara DenI ChahIye..... ;->