After returnIng back from a foreIgn trIp,
santa asked hIs wIfe, Do I look lIke a foreIgner?
WIfe: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreIgner?
A man In USA sees a dog abt 2 bIte a lady.He kIcks d dog 2 death
A reporter wrote: USA CITIZEN SAVES LADY FRM DOG
The man says Am not USA cItIzen.
So report changd: FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FRM DOG.
The man says actualy,am frm PakIstan.
Next day"s headlInes: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG !!