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DoNo EyEs pE,

DoNo CheEkS pE,


D0 bAr LIpS pE,

Ek bAr nECk pE,

D0 bAr nECk sE zArA NeEChE,


SoNe sE pEhLe,



MoSpaIL zAr00r LagANA... ;->
ChAk k m0bILe jAd0 MaIN gADdI tE sAwAr hUndA,

T-ShIrt pA jAd0 tyAr hUndA,

VeKhdE nE LokI chAdke chUbArE,

KehNdE kAsh eH sAAdI kUrRI dA yAr hUndA.... ;->
Suno

Aaj

Aftar me

Samose b thay

Cholay b thay


Kele b thay

Seb b thay

Angoor b thay

Chaat b thI

Sharbat b tha


Bas 1TerI kAmI ThI


PAkoRe.. :->
ShoHar ShadI k bad apnI bIwI se bola...

''Aj se tum he merI zIndagI ho,
pyar ho,
tamanna ho..!

BIwI- Mere lIye b aj se aap he SaIF ho SHaHrUkh ho AuR SaLmaN ho... ;->
Pathan BhaI sE kIsI nE RoZa KhölnE KI Dua pOch lI tou unhönÉ kuCh IS tarha SunayI



"Allah Huma InnI laKa Sumto Adha tmKo Aur Adha hmKo"..... ;->
PresIdent Bush and PresIdent Musharaff were flyIng In a plane and Bush says: If I drop a bIllIon dollars here I''ll make a mIllIon ppl happy. Musharraf says: If I drop my unIform I''ll make my whole country happy.
The CaptaIn of the plane says: If I drop thIs plane I''ll make the whole world happy... :P
PolIce
15



Ptcl
17



Love
143



Fraud
420



Murder
302



MuslIm
786



CIgeratte
555



Beer
5000



Jazz
111


J.Bond
007




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kI Har
Cheez
Mujhse
Share
Karoge,

KhushI

Gham

Dukh

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Or

Yahan
Tak k.!


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Apnay mobIle ka balance bhI...! :->
ShaIR ArZ KIyA haI
...IRshaD IRshaD....

TaIl DItta Cycle dI chaIn Nu...

Wah wah...

TaIl DItta Cycle dI chaIn nu...

NIklo Aetho TaadI Paen Nu... ;->
Isko
Raat
Me
Prhna

Oh
Ho
AbhI
NhI

Ary
Phr
Parh
Rhe
Ho

Ye
CheatIng
He

Chalo
Agar
ItnI
HI
JaldI
He
To
Parh
Lo

I''m
da BEST... ;->
A paIndo man was dIed..
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GOD say hIm!

MaIn teno janat dey saaa..

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PaIndo bola,
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Na jee Na
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MaIn Te HONDA He Lay Saaa... ;->
Today Is "RECHARGE DAY".

So, If U Luv sum1 truly,

Then Recharge my MobIle

wIth Atleast Rs.500

& U wIll get MarrIed to ur Love...!!

It''s True...!!

JaldI karna!!!