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A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.
Lady : WaIter, what Is thIs soup called?
WaIter : It Is called specIal chIcken soup.
Lady : But I see no chIcken In It!
WaIter : That''s why It''s so specIal!
JIvan meIn PaIsa, Pyar, Dost,BIrthday,

sab kuch aata haI jata haI.

Par tode gaye daant phIr nahI aate.

Samajdar ho; Umeed haI,MSG bhejte rahoge.
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho

to usko COW k samne le jao.

Agar wo dur gaI to samajh lena

kI dImag me GOBAR haI,

agar pas ayI to samajh lena

k BHUSA haI.
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho

to usko COW k samne le jao.

Agar wo dur gaI to samajh lena

kI dImag me GOBAR haI,

agar pas ayI to samajh lena

k BHUSA haI.
50 - 50 kos dur jab koI bachha

oon oon karke rota haI to ma kehtI he

k beta aIse mat ro,varna

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bada hoke HIMESH RESHAMMIYA ban jaega.
2 BANIA SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE.
1ST- JALDI PI, COFEE THANDI HO JAEGI.
2ND- TO KYA?
1ST- BEWAKUF, MENU CARD PADH
HOT COFEE RS.20 & COLD RS.40...
You are equal to sIxty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
U R the one who Is CHARMING
U R the one who Is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who Is CUTE
and I am the One who Is spreadIng these RUMOURS
We''ve known each other for quIte a whIle now, do u thInk we can b more than frIends? cos I lIke u very much. wIll u b my partner 2 rob a bank
I wnt u to b wIt me In a nIce restaurant 2 hav CandleLIght DInner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The BIll
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What Is Short but gets longer wen u hold It?
It passes b/w Breasts, n enters In2 a hole?
What Is It?
A car seat belt. But I LIKE the WAY u THINK!!