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A brand new love story.....

A brand new love story......
In theatres thIs august..

StarrIng:

George W Bush
Condoleezza RIze
Tony BlaIr
Pamela Anderson

SpecIal guest appearance:

BIll ClInton

&

IntroducIng the vIllaIn - Osama BIn Laden..
MusIc by Gen Pervez ReshamIya..
Item number by MonIca lewInsky..

KhabI Al-Qaeda Na Kehna.. :d

When I was younger

When I was younger I hated goIng to weddIngs ... It seemed that all of my
aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, pokIng me In the
rIbs and cacklIng, tellIng me, ''You''re next.''

They stopped that stuff after I started doIng the same thIng to them at
funerals..... :d

Pathan: Hum Ne

Pathan: Hum Ne Ek AIsa Cheez Banaya HaI JIske ZarIye Dewar K DoosrI Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta HaI........!!!!!!!!

Sardar: Wo KIa Cheez BanaI HaI tumne Khan Shahab

Pathan: Suurakh... ;->

IT''S A GIRLS WORLD :-

IT''S A GIRLS WORLD :-

If a GIrl laughs loudly shez cheerful, If boy Laughs loudly he''s Mannerless...

If GIrl talks sweetly she Is charmIng, If Boy talks sweetly he''s a flIrt...

If a gIrl Is shopIng she''s trendy, If boy Is shopng he''s wastIn money...

If GIrl Is sIlent,she''s feelIn sad, If a Boy Is sIlent,he''s beIng rude...

If GIrls walk In a group Its a Group, If boy walks In a group Its a Gang...

If gIrl cant come 4 a date, she''s busy. If boy cant, he''s lIer...

Breaking News!

BreakIng News!

Now call charges wIll b charged accordng 2 ur braIn sIze.

smaller da sIze cheaper wIl be da call rates.

Congrats U can make free calls now....

wen i was sad; u were thr...

wen I was sad; u were thr...

wen I was cryIng; u were thr...

wen I was unhappy; u were thr...

ab mujhay pata chala k saray fasad kI jarh TUM ho..!!

JAHAN KI GHURBAT MAI SUKON NAHI AAEGA

JAHAN KI GHURBAT MAI SUKON NAHI AAEGA
GHUM-E-TAUHEEN SE QUBOOL NAHI AAEGA
MAQLOOL KI FITRAT HAI E KAFIR
DIMAG KI DAHI HO JAEGI PR YEH SHER SAMAJH NAHI AAEGA...

Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..

Kaun kahta haI kI budhape meI Ishq nahI hota..
Kaun kahta haI kI budhape meI Ishq nahI hota..

Darasal baat ye haI kI BUDDHO par kIsIko shaq nahI hota...

Jo log chand niklnay

Jo log chand nIklnay ka Intezar kar rahy haIn
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Kaali ghata chayi hai,

KaalI ghata chayI haI,
aaj fIr bIwI se maar khayI haI.
KehtI haI sudhar jao.
Par merI galtI nahI,
bajuwalI aaj mInI skIrt maI aayI haI.. ;-)

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