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The World ThInnest Book, Has Only 1 Word WrItten In It....... "EveryThIng"
& The Book Is TIttled By
"WhaT WoMeN WaNt"........... ;)
Small ThIngs Can Hurt A Lot....................
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Example......................
U Can SIt On A MountaIn But Not On A PIn........ ;->
Na Hawa Na Maya haI,

Ehsas tumhI Ka Aya HaI,

HumeIn BhI Msg Kar K Dekh Lo,

COMPANY ne Yeh MobIle SIrf Tumharay GIRL FRIEND K LIye NahI Banaya HaI.....
1st FrIend : My wIfe converted me to relIgIon.

2nd FrIend : Really?

1st FrIend : Yes. UntIl I marrIed her I dIdnt belIeve In hell.
PHATAN 14 AUG ko kabrustan me kabraIn khud rha tha 1 admI ne pocha khan sb kya kr rahe ho, Khan bola wo yara aj azadI ka dIn ha to hum In ko azad kar raha ha
A punjabI women In London, TellIng 2 englIsh doctor about her baby''s Illnes. . . Doctor My baby Is Ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
A punjabI women In London, TellIng 2 englIsh doctor about her baby''s Illnes. . . Doctor My baby Is Ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
A Gorgeous GIrl Walks up 2 profesor'' cabIn & Says : I WIl do anythIng 2 pass the Exam.Prof: AnythIng?GIrl : yaProf: ??GIrl: yesProf: Then go & Study

If you are InLOVE...Press Down
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Ther jao.AbhI tumharI MAMA ko batata ho.
Always Keep Ur PIc In Ur Pocket,

U Know Y?

WhenEver U Face Any Problem

Just C Ur PIc

& Say 3 TImes

"If I Can FaceThIs,

I Can Face AnyThIng."
ShaadIon MaIn Khaana Khaane K 2 Golden Rules..........

Rule # 1:
PehlI Baar Is Terha Khao K DoosrI Baar MIle Ga NahI

Rule # 2:
DoosrI Baar Is Terha Khao k PehlI Baar khaya NahI.....
Who Played The Double Role In FIlm "Sholay"........?
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FIlm Tou dekhI ho gI
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NahI Pata
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KIng George
Aray WohI Jo AmItabh K CoIn k Dono SIde Pe Tha....... :)