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Qayamat k 4 sign

Qayamat k 4 sIgns

1-Logon k eeman jatay rahen gae

2-Har ghar se ganay kI awaz aye gI

3-Zalzalay aeIn gae

4-Logon k pass balance hoga aur wo SMS nahI kIa karaIn gae..

Sardar was traveling in train

Sardar was travelIng In traIn

A woman sat on hIs son''s berth & dIdn''t get up

Sardar complaIned to the RaIlway OffIcer

THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.

Mujh se kya ghalti ho gai?

Mujh se kya ghaltI ho gaI?

Then y r u avoIdIng me?

Atleast week meIn ek dafa tou yad kr lIya karo

Ur behavIour Is really hurtIng Me

WIth Love

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BATH SOAP ;)

Wife to husband:

WIfe to husband: Stop lookIng at gIrls, u r marrIed now.

Husband: U mean If I am on dIet, I cant even look at the menu?

BoY At Bus StoP saying

BoY At Bus StoP sayIng 2 GIrl:DIl JIGar Nazar kYa HaI MeIn To TeraY LIYe Jaan B DeDo:

GIrl: Wo To DenI HI PareGI Q k Mera BhaI "MQM" Ka UnIt IncharGe HaI...!

A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

A man to Sardar : Aao jI chess kheleIn.

Sardar : Tu chal maIn sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!

Life me hamesha

LIfe me hamesha hasnte raho muskrate rahogate raho gungunate raho take tume deakh log ye samj jaye

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tum UNMARRIED ho

Hey ! Do u want a new ring tone? wait 5,,,secs..

Hey !

Do u want a new rIng tone?
waIt 5,,,secs..

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) " (
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L./L./

NIce Tone ?? "Ha Ha Ha Ha"

A guy takes his wife to

A guy takes hIs wIfe to a football game for the fIrst tIme.
After the game he asked hIs wIfe how she lIked the game.
Oh, I really lIked It, she saId, but I just couldnt understand why they were fIghtIng for 25 cents.
What do you mean?
They kept screamIng:Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back.

1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.

1 pathan ka mobIle chorI ho gaya.
Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga.
KIsI ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.?
Pathan bola mobIle to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..

What if Acountants start making Movies....

What If Acountants start makIng MovIes....

1 - Muna BhaI C.A,,

2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas haI,,

3 - MaIne overdraft kyon kIa,,

4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,

5 - KabhI CredIt KabhI DebIt,,

6 - Cash Balance wale ProfIt Le Jayenge,,

7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,

8 - Kyun TeLI ho gaya na?,,

9 - MeIn Acounts kI DIwanI hon,,

10 - Kaho na DeprecIatIon haI...!!!

Q: Mohabbat Ho Jati Hai Ya Kerni Parti Hai...

Q: Mohabbat Ho JatI HaI Ya KernI PartI HaI........?

Ans: Agar Khoobsurat Ho to Ho JatI HaI
AUr Agar Ameer Ho To KernI PartI HaI

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