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Bahu: Maan ji,

Bahu: Maan jI, yeh abhI tak nahIn aaye, kahIn kIsI dusrI ladkI ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhI, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochtI haI? AIsa bhI to ho sakta haI kI kIsI truck ke neeche aa gaya ho

Newton Ka gravity Ka Law Kiss

Newton Ka gravIty Ka Law KIss KI Waja se Bana ??

Chacha Gamay KI waja se..

Pata HaI KaIse ??
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JIss Darakht se Apple(saIb) GIrra Tha woh Darrakht chacha Gamay Ka tha :) :)

Tum aChe

Tum

aChe

Sache

pYare

ImaNdaR

SamAJdar

AqalmAnD

shareeF

logon se
dur rehna!!

Warna wo
b "bIggar" jayenge... :p

Jab kabi b aapki larai

Jab kabI b

aapkI laraI

10 logon se ho to

ghabrna mat

bus mujhe bula lena

b coz

ma ne kabI kIsI ko maar khate nahI dekha ;->

Once Upon A Time...

Once Upon A TIme...

A Legend Used To Send Messages & Fools Used To Enjoy ReadIng Them.

Now AgaIn The Legend Is Back And The HIstory contInues! :p

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?

Do you want to hear a dIrty joke?

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OK

A whIte horse fell In the mud... :->

MATHAMETICAL POEM.

MATHAMETICAL POEM.Hum to na 3 me haIn na 13 me,Hum se Q 5,7 karte ho,9,2,11 kar k hum ko,Chup k oron se bat karte ho,302 lage gI tum ko,Qatl kI wardat karte ho,420 haI vo jIs k lIy,Zulf lehra k rat karte ho..!

Shohr:Bagum mera

Shohr:Bagum mera fon ho tou keh dena k gar pe nh

Bagum:helo! Mere shohr gar meIn hen

shohr:meIne kaha tha keh deIna gar pe nh hen

Bagum: G wo fone mera aya tha

An engineering student to his

An engIneerIng student to hIs sweeper brother:

"mere paas degree haI,

knowledge haI,

4 logon meIn baIthne kI Izzat haI.

Tere paas kya haI?".

Sweeper: Mere paas naukrI haI

Dont give importance to MONEY

Dont gIve Importance to MONEY

Bcz

It can gIve u

BED
but not SLEEP

BOOKS
But not BRAIN

CLOTHES
But not BEAUTY

LUXRIES
But not HAPPINESS

so

Transfer It to my account...

Jis TRAIN mai SUNDAR-SUNDAR LARKIYA safar kar

JIs TRAIN maI
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahI ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?

SoCho!!!

Its sImple yaar..

"MAAL GARI"

Jis TRAIN mai SUNDAR-SUNDAR LARKIYA safar kar

JIs TRAIN maI
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahI ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?

SoCho!!!

Its sImple yaar..

"MAAL GARI"

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