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WHY R DOCTOR’S

WHY R DOCTOR’S PRESCRIPTIONS IMPOSSIBLE 2 READ??????????

ANS : BCOZ THEY HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE MSG ONLY 4 D CHEMISTS….
“MAINE PATIENT KO LUT LIYA HAI,AB TERI BAARI HAI……..”

Gaon main Raat ko jab

Gaon maIn
Raat ko jab
Maan baap sotay nahI han
To
Bacha kehta heI
Soja baapu so ja
NahI to 1 aur ho jaIga.....

an engineer was l

an engIneer was leavIng for a week for an offIce tour. he doubted hIs wIfe had an affaIr wIth a doctor.so whIle leavIng he gave 7 apples to hIs wIfe and left. why ???

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

why u feel lonely n

why u feel lonely n cant see anyone arround u
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and d world seems 2 b DARK,
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everythIng seems FAR,
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com wId Me hold my hand n I''ll take u
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to An
EYE SPECIALIST..............

ICC has decided 2 shorten d

ICC has decIded 2 shorten d

duratIonof next world cup.

It wIll consIst of openIng ceremony,
photo-sessIon,& presentIng d world cup
2 AUSTRALIA..!!

Girls are like roads,

GIrls are lIke roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.

Girls are like roads,

GIrls are lIke roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.

Wife: You always carry

WIfe: You always carry my photo In your handbag to the offIce. Why?
DarlIng : When there Is a problem, no matter how ImpossIble, I look at your pIcture and the problem dIsappears.
WIfe: You see, how mIraculous and powerful I am for you?
DarlIng : Yes, I see your pIcture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than thIs one?

A teacher asked

A teacher asked her class for sentences usIng the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," saId one student. "My father cooks beans," saId
another.
Then lIttle Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Interviewer to Millionaire:

IntervIewer to MIllIonaIre: To whom do you owe your success as a mIllIonaIre? "
MIllIonaIre: "I owe everythIng to my wIfe."
IntervIewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
IntervIewer: "What were you before you marrIed her?"
MIllIonaIre: "A BIllIonaIre"

Guide: "I welcome

GuIde: "I welcome you all to NIagara Falls. These are the world''s largest
waterfalls and the sound IntensIty of the waterfall Is so hIgh, even 20
supersonIc planes passIng by can''t be heard.
Now may I request the ladIes to keep quIte so that we can hear the NIagara
Falls?"

Three patients in a mental

Three patIents In a mental InstItutIon prepare for an examInatIon gIven by the head psychIatrIst.
If the patIents pass the exam, they wIll be free to leave the hospItal. However, If they faIl, the InstItutIon wIll detaIn them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patIents to the top of a dIvIng board overlookIng an empty swImmIng pool, and asks the fIrst patIent to jump.
The fIrst patIent jumps head fIrst Into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patIent jumps and breaks both legs.
The thIrd patIent looks over the sIde and refuses to jump.
"CongratulatIons! You''re a free man. Just tell me why dIdn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.
To whIch the thIrd patIent answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swIm!"

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