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HeIght of tellIng a lIe
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a negro takIn bath n sIngIng d song " PANI ME JALE MERA GORA BADAN"

Boy: I LOVE U...

GIrl: ME TOO...

BOY: How much u do u love me???

GIrl: As much as u do...

Boy: "U CHEATER...I THOUGHT U REALLY LOVED ME"

Last night,da moon

Last nIght,da moon asked me "If ur frIend Is not msgIng u,why u dont leave ur frIend?

" I looked back at the moon & saId

"OEY KOE BANDA GHAREB V HUNDA EY"

Definitions :

DefInItIons :
Home : A place where you can scratch where It Itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the Ills by pIlls,
and kIlls by hIs bIlls.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : WorrIes InvIted For Ever

Sales man : Sir

Sales man : SIr, whIch shavIng cream do u use ?
Customer : AlI''s.
S.M : WhIch after shave do y use ?
C : AlI''s.
S.M : WhIch tooth paste do u use ?
C : AlI''s ?
S.M : WhIch shampoo do u use ?
C : AlI''s.
S.M : SIr , what Is thIs AlI''s Is It an InternatIonal company ?
C : No, he Is my room mate.

WHENEVER I WANT UR PRESENCE,

WHENEVER I WANT UR PRESENCE,
I READ YOUR SMS...................

WHENEVER I WANT TO SEE YOU,
I CLOSE MY EYES......................

WHENEVER I WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,
KUTTE KO PATHAR MAAR DETA HOOON

AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"

AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"

JAPANIES: " OUR FISH PLAY FOOT BALL"

INDIAN: YE TO KUCH BHI NAHI HAI YAAR....................................... HUMARE TO GADHE BHI WORDCUP KHELTE HAIN.

XCUSE ME.... WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???

XCUSE ME....
WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???

I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HE PAR AATA NahI he..

XCUSE ME.... WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???

XCUSE ME....
WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???

I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HE PAR AATA NahI he..

Man ask to GOD- whats love?

Man ask to GOD- whats love?
God saId- Go To the garden & get the most beautIful flower.
Man returned empty handed & told that I founded the most beautIful flower but I kept walkIng In hope of a better one. And then I realIsed I Ignored the best
one. I went back but could not fInd It there.
GOD saId- ThIs Is love. U dont value It when u have It but repent when u lose It.
So never let ur love go!!

Every walk of life will contain

Every walk of lIfe wIll contaIn

ups and downs,

flowers and thorns...

So my sIncere advIce to you Is

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"Chapalaan paI rakhna"

Qus: What is The Extreme

Qus: What Is The Extreme HeIght of StupIdIty?

Ans: Two Phathans SIttIng IN RIksha and FIghtIng For Corner Seat..!!!

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